Fuck you Kool-aid

Discussion in 'General' started by full melt, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. #1 full melt, Sep 24, 2010
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    The nazi's over at kool-aid co. only released it on Halloween knowing very well that it was their best flavor. They got me hooked and I had to settle for the blue fruit punch flavor for the rest of the year. Now the flavor is MIA. I didn't stock up before they took it off the market and I regret it every day of my life.

    It's my only regret.

    I just wanted to bring this to everyones attention.

  2. Ive never had it but just the package makes me regret that I never had it
  3. Man, if you are a kool-aid Connoisseur like myself you would have loved it. If I find someone selling bootleg kool-aid I will send you a packet.
  4. Sounds awesome. I would have to think theres still a few packets out there somewhere
  5. I have been researching kool-aid flavors from my past and it made me realize that kool-aid has axed all their best flavors. So I changed the name of the thread to reflect my anger.

    I will always remember you, oh yeah orange pineapple and purplesaurus rex...

  6. What years were these out?
  7. damn thats lame
  8. Last time I remember having these I was 4 or 5. So it's been at least 16 years.
  9. So I probably have had these but dont remember it
  10. ive got a guy who gets it imported from ecuador give me your name address and social security number and i can hook you up 60 dollars a packet
  11. #11 Hubert J. Farnsworth, Sep 24, 2010
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  12. #12 ROFLMFAO, Sep 24, 2010
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    Orange-Pineapple?! Why, that sounds... I can't even think of a word to express my feelings right now... Delightful? Extraordinary? Splendid? Orgasmic? Life-changing? Swell? Why did they discontinue that? I'm seriously pissed off right now.

    EDIT: Well, my eBay search turned up nothing...:confused_2:
  13. NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. I know exactly what you mean.
    I can barely even bring myself to buy Kool Aid anymore.
    All of my favorites are gone and I hate settling.

    They need to have Seasonal Retro Kool-Aid.

  15. Fuck that! Orange-Pineapple needs to become a standard flavor. In can replace Strawberry. No one likes that bullshit anyway.
  16. Personally i always liked the purple flavor, but red was good too.
  17. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
  18. I see what you both did there. But doesn't Luke go:

    "That's not true! That's impossible!"?

  19. Sorry, You are wrong, in this one case taste is not subjective. It's not up for debate. Good day, sir.

    I cant even explain the taste but a combination of all 6 would be close.

    Exactly! I don't buy it anymore for that very reason. Good juice doesn't even exist anymore.

    If I was a CEO for kool-aid things would be much different.

    So I found kool-aid called "black cherry" on ebay. Knowing those clowns at kool-aid co. It will probably just be their cherry flavor but black. I am going to buy a pack and see if it actually is similar to scary black cherry. I will keep you guys updated.
  20. Go to hell. You're the one who had sex with C-3P0

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