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fuck this

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by smokeweed1, May 16, 2010.

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  1. #1 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    My parents are sending me to some place to get piss tested because before when they found out i smoked i was sleeping a lot. Right now I am working a shit ton and I am taking finals of course im gonna be sleeping a shit ton. She went off on me for sleeping until 930 this morning and until noon yesterday. Because of this she feels the need that I need to be drug tested. Thanks mom for being a cunt yet again. BTW I m 20 and I still live my parents...
     
  2. #2 Norma Stits, May 16, 2010
    i donno dude.

    your 20 years old.. just refuse to do it.
     
  3. #3 cloud n9ne, May 16, 2010
    Last edited: May 16, 2010
    This sounds about right, unless your mom is one of those really controlling cunt muffins?

    OR you could feed her a brownie, then drug test her and be like 'wtf mom?' when she tests positive :D
     
  4. #4 dudickle, May 16, 2010
    I second this.
     
  5. #5 fuzzninja, May 16, 2010
    Man up and tell your mom that you refuse to do it.

    If i was ten years old i think i could have the balls to not piss when my mom told me to.
     
  6. #6 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    I ll prob get kicked out if i refuse... My parents are controlling. I m sure im gonna pass the test. Its just some fuckin bullshit.
     
  7. #7 classactslacker, May 16, 2010
    Tell her no but that may be a problem is she kicks you out so if she will kick you out if you smoke then your going to have to make a choice then
     
  8. #8 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    And they provide with a car that I dont even pay insurance on they cover it. So ill lose that too... They are also sending me to some drug counselor because they think I have a problem with weed lol. All they are gonna do isgive me more drugs so i wont even smoke weed.. they really dont things through.
     
  9. #9 EastCoastToke, May 16, 2010
    Stop for awhile, get clean, and then start pissing in a bottle and keep it for later!

    Really though, I know where you're coming from. I've been going for about 2 months now, and my rents havent found out. But she does have cheap ass drug tests in the closet of the bathroom from back when I got arrested in 08.
     
  10. #10 Peter Griffin, May 16, 2010
    Sorry to hear that man, maybe sneak her some xanax :devious: that should calm her down

    Just kidding bro's, I know it's wrong to drug an unknowing person
     
  11. #11 xWhitechapel420, May 16, 2010
    At some point you're gonna have to pay your own car insurance, get your own car and shit..
    Idk.

    Good luck.
     
  12. #12 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    Were not even talking a home drug test. They are sending me to a clinic to get tested. It's some shit.
     
  13. #13 Norma Stits, May 16, 2010
    then do it.. and if/when you pass, tell them not to ever test you again.. and act all offended and shit.

    then save some cash and gtfo

    my .02
     
  14. #14 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010

    I have a job lol. But because of the economy am only working 15 hours a week. But I'm gonna move out soon
     
  15. #15 larceny, May 16, 2010
    Thats just crazy. Even when i lived with my parents they knew i smoked and they didnt do shit. I worked i was responsible payed my own bills. Refuse that shit get some friends and find your own place.
     
  16. #16 Norma Stits, May 16, 2010
    yeah i saw in your post after i posted :p my bad

    just save your pennies dude.. it's not always about how much you make.. but how much you spend.
    live like a bum for a year or so.. and you'll be surprised how much cash you'll have in the bank by then.
     
  17. #17 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    they even went out of town for a week last week and left me home by my self.... they found no evidence that I smoked which i did in my own room lol. They even commented how good the house looked. This shit just came out of no where.
     
  18. #18 Mikayote, May 16, 2010
    It really sucks that you're only 20... once you turn 24 you could just pull a stafford loan for college and gtfo. Best of luck bro.
     
  19. #19 smokeweed1, May 16, 2010
    lets all hope they dont decide to do a hair test on me... that would be really really really bad. lol
     
  20. #20 Phlemerson, May 16, 2010
    If they try to do a hair test, there's a simple solution: shave your head. Works every time. :smoke:
     
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