No, I've been here too long to bullshit you guys, you can check to make sure it's not copypasta and I couldn't make this up if I tired. I met her last night so I don't remember her last name. It seems like her phones dead. It takes 30m to get there, I don't want to wait for for to have to get home from work and charge it and shit, I'm not sure I should just head up there now, she was expecting me tonight and gave me her address, I don't think it would be weird to show up. Again, go somewhere else with that. You're not ready for mature discussions for mature people like us.
Welp. That was a disaster. If I had to rate it, it would be Titanic/10. Almost every possible thing that could go wrong did. Stop throwing that word around like it's fucking Salem. I wouldn't waste my time making up stories to get rises out of people I don't know.