youre approaching it wrong. you cant just click your heels three times and expect her to be smoking your pole. both of you have to be on the same page about it.
Just throw it out there as a joke or something.. One time I went to visit a friend of mine at school after we graduated, and keep in mind I grew up with her like elementary shit. So we go out one night and came back to her place getting ready to smoke and watch a movie and she's going on and on about how she hadn't fucked since she broke up with her boyfriend and shit. So really as a joke I said something like, "I can take care of that for you" and she was like "haha yeahh it wouldn't be weird at all." Soooo I fucked the shit out of her and she fell in love with the mule. FUCKBUDDDYYY