Fortune Cookie

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Camps, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. here it is last weekened i went to a chinesse restaurant riped i was doing really bad to the point were i grabed some food but put it right back cause i saw better stuff well im eating my desert when the fourtune cookies come which by the way i keep in my wallet it said (checking wallet) FIND RELEASE FOR YOUR CARES, HAVE A GOOD TIME! i thought it was fucking awasome best fortune cookie iv gotten by far lmfao i love this shit im blizted the fuck out in school roght now n its lovely
  2. one time i tried to eat a fortune cookie and i forgot to take the fortune out first... i dont remember if i was high or just wanting to eat that cookie ... either way hahaha : D
  3. i've yet to get a negative one...gotta like those chances :smoke:
  4. I got chinese takeout at work, and my cookie said "Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open." And my first thought )I was baked) was Cyclops from X-Men, I'm sure they meant sparkling but it's funny shit.
  5. This will strike you ass nuts. I was high as hell one day and went to a fancy chinese restaurant with my girl. We ate and all was good took the fortube cookies to the car to eat. When i opened up my fortune said "IT MUST BE HOME-GROWN" I swear. i will take a picture of it this weekend it is the funniest thing in the world actually ill do it with my cam phone
  6. haha dam that is some funny shit, i wanna see a pic of this :smoking:
  7. how can i post this pic??

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