Fighting terrorism! (Gives new meaning to the 'neighborhood watch' idea...)

Discussion in 'General' started by 37flthd, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. The President of the United States, George W. Bush,
    has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite
    together in a common cause to root out terrorists
    hiding in our community.

    Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it
    a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on
    Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North
    American women are asked to walk out of their house
    completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
    this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position
    themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to
    prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude.
    (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
    at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban

    Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent
    to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. The United
    States of America appreciates your efforts to root
    out terrorists and applauds your efforts.

    Please, by all means, send this to your fellow
    Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
  2. LOL.....Yeah i think we'll even try that ever here in Britain...and i vote that Brasil be forced to do it as many hot chicks and not enough money to get there...............:(.....Peace out....Sid

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