Fellow Ladies and even Gentlemen, what is your morning beauty regimen?

Discussion in 'Fashion & Lifestyle Trends' started by Laners, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Wake up
    Masterbate
    Go back to sleep
    Masterbate again
    Go back to sleep
    Stomach is hungee
    Get up
     
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  2. Alarm goes off.
    Hit snooze.
    (x repeat four more times)

    Finally drag my ass out of bed.
    Get food.
    Pick out clothing and get angry that I "have nothing to wear" (translation: I have nothing new to wear OH GOD will I look like a slob?")
    Wash face
    Put makeup on
    Realize that I forgot to brush teeth before putting lipstick on
    Try to brush teeth and not ruin lipstick
    Clothe my dancing body
    Run out the door, late again.
     
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  3. #23 JuicyGoose, May 1, 2012
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    Remove retainer
    smoke weed
    Brush teeth
    whitening strips
    shower/face washing
    facial ( twice a week)
    lotion
    hair product time
    makeup
    clothes

    commence with more chiefin'.


    And makeup amount varies.


    Sometimes I gotta do my nails, but I use that rub on shit for a fake manicure.


    Btw, the hair products I use are top of the line. Otherwise it's nappy.
     
  4. Wake up
    Go to the bathroom
    Brush hair and put in ponytail
    Eat breakfast
    Brush teeth
    Take a shower (use face scrub while in the shower)
    Dry off
    Lotion & deodorant
    Style hair
    Get dressed
     
  5. I wake up, workout and then eat breakfast. I will brush my teeth, mouthwash 30 seconds, fluoride 2mins - makes your teeth hard like rocks and super white. I wear my hair in a huge Afro so I shower and use conditioner - Wen cleansing system some days (other days I just get it wet because I love when it's big). Then it's make up ( mascara, blush, eye shadow and tinted chapstick) fluff the hair when it dries and get dressed. Or spend most of the day naked. Depends on how I feel lol.
     
  6. Fun thread.


    Wake up
    Use the Restroom
    Shower:
    -Body Wash
    -Shampoo
    -Conditioner
    -Facial Cleaner
    Brush Teeth
    Mouthwash
    Lotion:
    Hands
    Arms
    Legs
    Deodorant
    Dress
    Comb hair into 40's conservative style
    Cologne
     
  7. Wake up
    Tie hair or smoking or toilet
    Bathroom
    Phone
     
  8. #28 Vee, Dec 16, 2020
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2021


    get the coffee made before she gets outta the shower
     

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