What's some of your favorite quotes? I'll start off “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.†~ Abraham Lincoln
"ive sacrificed so much in my life, can i at least get laid? Ive had most of my money stolen from me, can i at least get a blow job?" - mike tyson "I'm gonna fuck you til you love me faggot " - mike tyson "He was screaming like my wife." -mike tyson "They called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse" -mike tyson
Things are as they are. Looking out into it the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations. --Alan Watts
I know, I can never think of one I actually really like.. I guess there are a few funny ones out there, but the "inspirational" ones I don't really get into..
الأسرة على كل شيء @[member="Broses"] responded: "ijiu e ju jj uu.... that's my closest English translation"
"If opportunity knocks, be sure to ask for two forms of I.D. it could be danger in disguise" -Tickle.