"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.." Grandmas boy "I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end." Half Baked "If he aint back in 10 minutes Im callin the DOMINOES" Half Baked "Hey, look. Its like my thumb is my cock.." Pineapple Express "Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice." Pineapple Express add yours
"Addicted? You're not addicted to weed! You know what I did today? I sucked dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for weed?" - Half Baked
Haha I feel like people are going to be repeating the same quotes over and over. Not that big of a selection when it comes to stoner movies..harold and kumar movies, smile, cheech and chong movies, evil bong, that billy bob thorton grow flick, and I'm sure three or four others..
Chong: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] "Toke, toke it up, man! [Cheech starts choking] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?"
"Smell it...its like gods vagina" "Wow. This is the product of baby fucking" "A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That's like a massacre." "Thug Life" All Pineapple Express and the list goes on and on
"no body fucks with the jesus: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI"]YouTube - Big Lebowski Nobody fucks with the Jesus[/ame]
From Hamlet 2: re: Alcohol "It's a slippery slope. Beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks. Then jail."
Jay and Silent Bob [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkY--mEUBH0]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob[/ame] this movie makes me laugh so damn hard all the time
from harold and kumar: "Now we're in Newark of all places, you know we're gonna get shot." Just so funny how its a foregone conclusion that Newark is the anus of the Northeast.
Jay and Silent Bob strike back. -Guy "So what are you guys doing in my neck of the woods?" -Jay "Oh i'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods" idk, I always laughed at that.
" Fuck those eggs" *spit* "WTF U DOIN THERE?" "oh um me? Im just ya kno... leanin here. u kno.. leanin" "Get yo ass in here" Next Day Air