Favorite one liners from stoner movies

Discussion in 'Movies' started by SaladFingers, May 27, 2009.

  1. "I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.." Grandmas boy

    "I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end." Half Baked

    "If he aint back in 10 minutes Im callin the DOMINOES" Half Baked

    "Hey, look. Its like my thumb is my cock.." Pineapple Express

    "Couscous - the food's so nice they named it twice." Pineapple Express

    add yours :smoking:
  2. "Addicted? You're not addicted to weed! You know what I did today? I sucked dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for weed?" - Half Baked

  3. Haha I feel like people are going to be repeating the same quotes over and over. Not that big of a selection when it comes to stoner movies..harold and kumar movies, smile, cheech and chong movies, evil bong, that billy bob thorton grow flick, and I'm sure three or four others..
  4. "Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked."-Saul from Pineapple Express
  5. "dont judge me monkey"- grandmas boy
  6. Chong: [Cheech starts toking on the giant joint] "Toke, toke it up, man! [Cheech starts choking] Kinda grabs ya' by the boo-boo, don't it?"
  7. "Smell it...its like gods vagina"
    "Wow. This is the product of baby fucking"
    "A cop, a lady, and a guy, man? That's like a massacre."
    "Thug Life"
    All Pineapple Express and the list goes on and on
  8. "Inhale it Chachi! INHALE IT!"

    "Who the fucks Chachi!?"

    "What's down there man? A fuckin rancor!?"
  9. "no body fucks with the jesus:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI"]YouTube - Big Lebowski Nobody fucks with the Jesus[/ame]
  10. From Hamlet 2:

    re: Alcohol

    "It's a slippery slope. Beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks. Then jail."
  11. Jay and Silent Bob

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkY--mEUBH0]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob[/ame]

    this movie makes me laugh so damn hard all the time
  12. from harold and kumar:

    "Now we're in Newark of all places, you know we're gonna get shot."

    Just so funny how its a foregone conclusion that Newark is the anus of the Northeast.

  13. WRONG! it starts off like this, but i forgot the rest :D

    "marijuana?, you in here for some marijuana?"
  14. Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

    -Guy "So what are you guys doing in my neck of the woods?"
    -Jay "Oh i'll tell you what our necks are doing in your woods"

    idk, I always laughed at that.
  15. "you mean were smoking dog shit,man?"
  16. " Fuck those eggs" *spit*

    "oh um me? Im just ya kno... leanin here. u kno.. leanin"
    "Get yo ass in here"

    Next Day Air

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