I was takin a trip out to L.A. Toolin along in my Cheverolet Tokin on a number and diggin on the radio Just as I crossed the Mississippi line I heard that highway start to whine And I knew that left rear tire was about to go Well the spare was flat and I got uptight Cause there wasn't a filling station in sight So I just limped on down the shoulder on the rim I went as far as I could and when I stopped the car It was right in front of this little bar Kind of a red-neck lookin joint called the Dew Drop Inn I stuffed my hair up under my hat And told the bartender that I had a flat And would he be kind enough to give me change for a one There was one thing I was sure proud to see There wasn't a soul in the place except for him and me He just looked disgusted and pointed toward the telephone I called up the station down the road a ways He said he wasn't very busy today And he could have somebody out there in just about 10 minutes or so He said," Now, you just stay right where yer at!" And I didn't bother to tell the darn fool That I sure as hell didn't have anyplace else to go I just ordered up a beer and sat down at the bar When some guy walked in and said, "Who owns this car With the peace sign, the mag wheels and the four on the floor?" He looked at me and I damn near died And I decided that I'd just wait outside So I laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door Just when I thought I'd get outta there with my skin These 5 big dudes come strollin in With one old drunk chick and some fella with green teeth I was almost to the door when the biggest one Said, "You tip your hat to this lady, son!" And when I did, all that hair fell out from underneath Now the last thing I wanted was to get into a fight In Jackson Mississippi on a Saturday night Especially when there was three of them and only one of me They all started laughin and I felt kinda sick And I knew I better think of something pretty quick So I just reached out and kicked old green teeth right in the knee Now he let out a yell that'd curl yer hair But before he could move I grabbed me a chair And said "Now watch him Folks cause he's a thouroughly dangerous man!" "You may not know it but this man is a spy. He's a undercover agent for the FBI And he's been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan!" He was still bent over holdin on to his knee But everybody else was looking and listening to me And I laid it on thicker and heavier as I went I said "Would you believe this man has gone as far As tearing Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars. And he voted for George McGovern for President." "He's a friend of them long haired, hippy-type, pinko fags! I betchya he's even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall inside of his garage." "He's a snake in the grass, I tell ya guys. He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise, He's a mastermind in the ways of espionage" They all started lookin real suspicious at him He jumped up and said "Now just wait a minute Jim! You know he's lying I been living here all of my life!" "I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church. And I aint even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!" Then he started saying somethin bout the way I was dressed But I didn't wait around to hear the rest I was too busy moving and hoping I didn't run outta luck When I hit the ground I was making tracks And they were just taking my car down off the jacks So I threw the man a twenty and jumped in and fired that mother up Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot Well they headed for their car but I hit the gas I spun around and headed em off at the pass I was slinging gravel n puttin a ton of dust in the air I had them all out there steppin and fetchin Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin but I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there When I hit the road I was really wheelin Had gravel flyin - rubber squeelin And I didn't slow down till I was almost to Arkansas I think I'm gonna reroute my trip I wonder if anybody'd think I'd flipped If I went to L.A., via Omaha - Charlie Daniels
Many may not know but this was all about Mary Jane.. Method man - All I need Hook - You're all I need to get by yyyyyy Verse One: Check it out Shorty I'm there for you anytime you need me (I will water you) For real girl, it's me in your world, believe me Nuttin make a man feel better than a woman Queen with a crown that be down for whatever There are few things that's forever, my lady We can make war or make babies (Produce clones or you are out!) Back when I was nuttin You made a brother feel like he was something (Growing makes you feel awesome) That's why I'm with you to this day boo no frontin Even when the skies were gray (even when you looked like u were dying) You would rub me on my back and say "Baby it'll be okay" (rub alchohol with leaves in it) Now that's real to a brother like me baby Never ever give my pussy away and keep it tight aight (no pollenating) And I'ma walk these dogs so we can live In a fat ass crib with thousands of kids (Clones) Word life you don't need a ring to be my wife (Mother Plant) Just be there for me I'm a make sure we Be livin in the fucking lap of luxury (good nutrients) I'm realizing that cha didn't have to fuck with me But cha did now I'm going all out kid (put an AC in the room for better temps) And I got mad love to give, you my *****
"Hey hey hey...........Smoke weed everyday!" -Nate dogg Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed Smoke, smoke, smoke dat weed Drank, Drank, drank that liquor Pop them pills, snort that P -Juicy J
You can do whatever you want to me but in the end you're gonna burn like weed it may seem like hes workin for me but i swear theres no ties its a collaboration of your bullshit and lies your demise will come when i rise like the sun and bring the drama with the motherfuckin I'm the chosen one so all your guns are obselete you better bring the devil when you think your fuckin with me
I'm so high, I have to look down to see the sky, i'm so high I couldn't come down if I tried. I'm gunna get wasted in the stratosphere and take a shit on the moon, 'coz i'm sooo high. Nashville Pussy - i'm so high.
Zeppelin Live Many dreams come true and some have silver linings I live for my dreams and some Acapulco Gold
'Just the way players play, leave it up to me I get fucked all day, sucked all day, smokin' blunts, countin' cheese, fuckin' bitches till they assholes bleed.' 'Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke.' 'All I wanna do is smoke a little chronic, slam ya like Onyx, and get ya hooked on this Biggie Smalls phonics.' BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE
3-6 mafia IF I COULD BE A DRUG A DRUG WHAT DRUG WOULD I BE ID BE A POUND OF WEED NO STICKS NO SEEDS NO STEMS.......I FORGOT THE REST PLEASE SOMEONE POST THE REST OF THESE LYRICS....THAT ALONE IS FIRE.
Everybody just wants to get high Sit and watch a perfect world go by We're all looking for love and meaning in our lives We follow the roads that lead us To drugs or Jesus -Tim McGraw, Drugs or Jesus So roll one up and light it Pick up my old guitar I'm playing crossroads Drinking whiskey from a mason jar Heartache at my front door Says she needs my company When I'm not chasing demons There's demons chasing me -Kenny Chesney, Demons I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand Life is good today. Life is good today. Well, the plane touched down just about 3 o'clock And the city's still on my mind Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head I was still in the baggage line Concrete and cars are there own prison bars like this life I'm living in But the plane brought me farther. I'm surrounded by water And I'm not going back again I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand Life is good today. Life is good today. Adios and vaya con dios Yeah I'm leaving GA And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas I'd have no reason to stay Adios and vaya con dios Yeah I'm leaving GA Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one And grab my guitar and play -Zac Brown Band, Toes And last but not least I always heard that his herb was top shelf Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself. Well don't knock it till you've tried it. And I've tried it my friend. I'll never smoke Weed with willie again! Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in I may discount Bungee jump but, I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. [Chorus:] I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend. But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckel Rose The party was Huntsville, it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in [Chorus] Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke No I do not partake I just let it pass by With a grin on my face and a great contact high [Chorus] In the fetal position with drool on my chin We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again -Toby Keith w/Willie Nelson, Weed With Willie. Aside from Charlie Daniels (which I was really surprised to see, to be honest) there's been no country love in here, mostly the generic hip-hop stuff, so I figured I'd add to the genre. I love all music though...none of the new rap ( as people have so blatently expressed their dislike with it) But I definitely appreciate Biggie from time to time along with some others.
Im takin tha hit of tha bud gotta give love to my thugs smokin and chokin im buzzed im fucked up that hydro really got me buzzed me buzzed!! Bone thugs N Harmony all day
And that white widow weed out the jar is a must If u gimme a cigar than a cigar i bust Put that white widow weed in the cigar and puff lil waynes topback freestyle remix
Wiz is the man. But im gonna have to go with some old school nas: Before a blunt, I take out my fronts Then I start to front, matter of fact, I be on a manhunt You couldn't catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer That's like Malcolm X, catchin the Jungle Fever
NoFX - My Name is Bud They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ??? Took my squirt gun And made it a bong My sister's name is Mary-Jane And mine's Bud! Mine's Bud! NoFX - Herojuana Light the match, burn the flower Leave behind, all the wrong Why be sad? When happiness can be bought for a little more then free Modern day prohibition Are we men? Are we children? At what age, can I choose how to live? The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs Haven't we learned our lesson? The corner store sells finer scotch But who's got uncut powder? We just want what is ours (dignity) If God created plants and buds that I find and abuse Then who the fuck are you to judge me
I hang with maryjane andI roll ounces of bang More changes stay the same I gotta hustle this game You can catch me in my Chevy with my windows rollin up Cause homie you got perfect time I finna roll a blunt Still bumping gangsta rap Still screaming f**k a cop like my car is on fire When I'm cruising down the block It's smokey in the inside like the hot box anthem My weed'll kiss your brain like your smoking Charles Manson The east they're smoking Phillies, the west we Rollin Swishers Some people packing bong hits, some people joint twistas But me smokes it all I got a PHD, that's a pothead degree, wrap pot, best believe I'll smoke a couple of P's just modest of me When it comes to havin fire, I'm as hottest can be I'm smoking like a chief, notice me, I'm holding cheese Cause up in Humboldt county all are money growing trees Potluck-Hot Box Anthem
smoke a lotta blunts wit my ***** weezy b one night i was so high i thought i forgot how to read my ***** curren$y trees get twisted up like fingers and gang signs purple kush broke my fall i fell from a grape vine my ***** curren$y again