No I was out riding my dirt bike and it was boiling hot out so I had to let the motor cool down a bit. I was bored, out of weed, and had nothing to do.
[quote name='"dawnofwar"'] No I was out riding my dirt bike and it was boiling hot out so I had to let the motor cool down a bit. I was bored, out of weed, and had nothing to do.[/quote] Lmao, I would love to see this scenario animated.
Ahhhhh the nature wank. Been there done that lol. Boy do I miss the breeze ;-) haha such a free feeling.
Well think, if you were stranded on an island all by yourself.. You'd have to face this issue. This is on the same level as the fapping and driving thread. LAWLZ
Why you gotta spell it out like that man? Now i feel dirty and ashamed. Seriously though, i do it on occasion. When ever im in the mood. Its sort of relaxing beating it in the woods, than in my room listening to some pornstar's fake moans
I trimmed up my pubes outside the other day... couldn't get my nut out there if I tried though, at least alone
i'd do it if i knew some hot chick that likes hiking was going to stumble upon me and see my glorious penis thus wanting to fuck me lol
iv done it in the deer stand before... ironically i bagged an eight point that night... maybe i should start beating off every time i hunt, deer seem to like to watch edit....forgot lost my virginity by a semi public lake.... does that count
1) Tell a good female friend of yours who wants your dick to meet you in the woods. Get her to text you when she's 5 min away 2) Receive text 3) Start beating your meat 4) Girl shows up, sees you beating your meat. 5)???? 6)PROFIT!!!