Fapping in nature

Discussion in 'The Great Outdoors' started by dawnofwar, Jul 29, 2012.

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  1. #1 dawnofwar, Jul 29, 2012
    Yes I'm serious, anyone ever done it?
    It was cool as fuck until I saw a deer watching me that was standing there for 5 minutes. Just beeming at me as I was yerkin' the ole turkey neck.
     
  2. #2 figarofigaro, Jul 29, 2012
    Why would I want somebody walking in on me whackin my small dick? :p

    Shit I mean, I guess if I was Ron Jeremy I wouldn't mind :rolleyes:
     
  3. #3 rolled, Jul 29, 2012
    hahahah oh dear.
     
  4. #4 caliwowie, Jul 29, 2012
    definitly one of the different threads ive seen so far haha.
     
  5. #5 Omega369, Jul 29, 2012
    I jacked off in some bushes at summer camp

    I've never jacked off while looking at a deer before though. That's like a whole new level
     
  6. #6 dawnofwar, Jul 29, 2012
    I saw the deer was there, turned direction, and when I turned back in was still there beeming at me 0_0
     
  7. #7 Ponyboii2, Jul 29, 2012
    Hahaha nahh. But i might try it. Does it just feel better or what? do you feel more 'free'
     
  8. #8 blackleaf28, Jul 29, 2012
    Done it. Nothing special, just kinda awkward. Easy clean up though
     
  9. #9 Sweetleaftoker, Jul 29, 2012
    ROFL OP, but yes i've done it in the woods twice, it was.........……
     
  10. #10 dawnofwar, Jul 29, 2012
    I'm not sure... It's just different cause there's no porn or anything around, just the sound of nature.
     
  11. #11 LumberJacked, Jul 29, 2012
    I always answer the call of the wild
     
  12. #12 CABNumber, Jul 29, 2012
    I'm down to have some outdoor natural fucking with my lady but chocking the chicken in nature doesn't really cut it for me I think I would just feel real dirty and ashamed afterwords but dame if you like that stuff go right on ahead to each his own.
     
  13. #13 Ponyboii2, Jul 29, 2012
    Beautiful.
     
  14. #14 lafours, Jul 29, 2012
    Did you finish to the deer?
     
  15. #15 dawnofwar, Jul 29, 2012
    Fuck no,I'm not THAT fucked up :p
     
  16. #16 InitialToke93, Jul 30, 2012
    Im gonna try this
     
  17. #17 Miyagi, Jul 30, 2012
    You just gotta beat off sometimes..
     
  18. #18 Omega369, Jul 30, 2012
    Better than the back of a loaded schoolbus
     
  19. #19 HotDish, Jul 30, 2012
    yup.. i must admit.. i've definitely tangled with the trouser snake in the wild
     
  20. #20 Biggar, Jul 30, 2012
    LOL i bet both of you were like deer in head lights staring at each other. The deers like wtf, but you just continue death beaming strokin your thing at a slow creepy pace.
     
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