Guys, I am in desperate need of help. As i type this I'm stuck on a clogged toilet due to a monster ass shit I just took. It doesn't stop there. I'm at my girlfriend's parent's house and there's about 25-30 people over. Plus, there is BARELY ANY toilet paper and nothing to unclog this toilet with. Last time I tried to flush it almost overflowed. Fuck man, why today???
Ok find a cup fill it with water. as you flush the potty again and the water crests, begin to pour more water( adding pressure) This will unclog it.
[quote name='"lbs"']Ok find a cup fill it with water. as you flush the potty again and the water crests begin to pour more water( adding pressure) This will unclog it. [/quote] Are you trying to screw me over? That will make it closer to overflowing.
Dude, just man up and ask someone. Find one of her parents, take them aside, tell them you clogged the toilet, and ask if they have a plunger. It's not like you're the only one there who shits.
just leave dude. tell your girlfriend thru text you had to take a monster shit, and you feel like you were not going anywhere with her anyway.
... I'll just leave this here [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA]Dumb and Dumber - Toilet Scene - YouTube[/ame]
[quote name='"junkiedays"']Dude, just man up and ask someone. Find one of her parents, take them aside, tell them you clogged the toilet, and ask if they have a plunger. It's not like you're the only one there who shits. [/quote] I'm sorry man. I don't have the balls for that. I don't feel like walking around the house with a plunger while a shitload of people stare at me.
y u tweakin' bruh? It's no big deal... That or pushing the clog through with your hand... lol... Oh yeah, pics or it didn't happen
Wash your hands / Leave the toilet like it is / Lock the bathroom door behind you / Find another bathroom / Wipe your a$$ / Let someone find the clogged toilet / Act like nothing happened / You're welcome
Maybe if you quiet ask the dad he will take pity on you. He has plugged his share of johns in his time, I'm sure.
[quote name='"TexRx"']Wash your hands / Leave the toilet like it is / Lock the bathroom door behind you / Find another bathroom / Wipe your a$$ / Let someone find the clogged toilet / Act like nothing happened / You're welcome [/quote] Im going to try this even though I have already told a couple people from the party I'm the one in here.
Leave and explain the state of the toilet you "couldn't use". Seems to work for the guys at work who think the other 4 people don't talk.
Hahaha dude, made my day. This is like a guys nightmare. Honestly the route I would take is bailing out the window and shutting your phone off. When anyone questions you later claim to not have any memory of attending any such event. You were home all day and didn't even know it was going on. People will be confused as fuck, and you win bruh.
Dude, thanks so much. I'm home alone today and I've been feeling really fucking shitty and I needed a good laugh. LMAO.
I'm in another bathroom right now. This one is on the opposite side of the house and right next to the kitchen, which kinda sucks. I just finished wiping and washing my hands. Now I'm about to turn on the fan, text my gf that I'm going to make a quick run to the gas station, and then go and come back about 30 minutes later. I wonder what I'll be hearing lol.
