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Excuses 4 red eyes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by GanstaSmoker, Sep 12, 2009.

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  1. #1 GanstaSmoker, Sep 12, 2009
    What excuses have u used 4 bloodshut eyes?

    My Favorite: allergies
     
  2. #2 Bencker, Sep 12, 2009
    "I am really high."
     
  3. #3 Calcifer, Sep 12, 2009
    the chronic duh =P
     
  4. #4 Makizushi, Sep 12, 2009
    I just woke up.
    I am tired.
    I was staring closely at a computer screen for too long.
    I am high, bitch. (Gotta throw in the bitch or it's no good)
     
  5. #5 Gitty, Sep 12, 2009
    "My contacts are bothering me"

    "I have an infection, so instead of accusing me of something, I suggest you back up in order to save yourself the suffering of the same virus as I"

    "I didn't get much sleep"

    To most people it's just "I'm high bro"
     
  6. #6 tyrone biggums, Sep 12, 2009
    'i was secretly filming upskirt videos for my website and some bitch pepper sprayed me..'
     
  7. #7 Bencker, Sep 12, 2009
    Best one yet.
     
  8. #8 cannabis, Sep 12, 2009
    Ask the person why their eye's are white :bongin:
     
  9. #9 cnote1239, Sep 12, 2009
    I got some dust in my eyes
    I was crying (followed by some excuse as to why you were u were crying, like you found out that your cat died for example)
     
  10. #10 ismokegreen, Sep 12, 2009
    im a demon.
     
  11. #11 Derrick14, Sep 12, 2009
    My two favourites
     
  12. #12 Kooz, Sep 12, 2009
    this.
     
  13. #13 Glass Jar, Sep 12, 2009
    I popped all the blood vessels in my eyes by straining during really rough sex.
     
  14. #14 Derrick14, Sep 12, 2009
    Or during a poop
     
  15. #15 eleven357, Sep 12, 2009
    haha poop
     
  16. #16 Yamato, Sep 12, 2009
    I was chopping some onions bitch
     
  17. #17 L'Oeuvre, Sep 12, 2009
    Funnily enough, I had to justify my high today. I waltzed into work, not a care in the world, when a co-worker instantly commented on my stature. My eyes were white yet she somehow still noticed something. I nonchalantly blamed it on the previous night and being in a stuffy setting.
     
  18. #18 Gorgishmork, Sep 12, 2009
    Allergies, no sleep, I don't know. I don't know works well, provided you're still able to talk. Sound irate and you can pretty much say anything. Most people don't think of high + angry, so they'll assume its not pot, and most likely not care after that.
     
  19. #19 Greenhead, Sep 12, 2009
    I've never been in a position where I had to explain myself, to be quite honest.
     
  20. #20 Eireann, Sep 12, 2009
    Mom: Hey, P! Why the fuck are your eyes all red??!??!?!?
    Me: HUH?
    Mom: Im no stupid, i am a nurse you know!!! u think im stupid!!!
    Me: say what now!
    Mom: Brawbahfpfjkfhjskf waaa waaa whine whine complain complain!
    Me: calm the fuck down i just smoked a fat fucking blunt full of dank shit, what do u expect?
    Mom: omg, ur smoking drugs again
    Me: Shut the fuck up bitch.



    thats how i see it in my head. it wasn't like that in reality. oh well.
     
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