Everything You Need to know about Legal Buds

Discussion in 'General' started by Bank404, Sep 17, 2008.

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    LEGAL DISCLAIMER

    By ordering any products from Legal Buds.com (GLE) you are agreeing unconditionally to all terms as described in this disclaimer. These terms may be changed at any time without notice, so you would be well advised to read them over prior to each order to keep up to date. For your convenience, changes will be bolded for a period of one month after they have been made/added, so that you can more easily notice them.

    Terms:
    These products may not be purchased by anyone under the age of 18. Our products are not regulated by the US Govt, however we choose to only accept orders from persons 18 and older for safety reasons. All orders require an adult signature at time of delivery.

    These products should not be taken by anyone who is presently taking prescribed medication, or any prescription drugs. Do not take if you are pregnant, have high blood pressure, heart or thyroid disease, diabetes, difficulty in urination due to enlargement of prostrate, or if taking MAO inhibitors, antidepressants, or any other prescription drug.

    Complete Disclaimer of Liability
    The purpose of this document is to alleviate the manufacturer, distributor and retail outlet for any products of any and all liability arising out of any injury caused as a result of use or mis-use of our products.

    1.

    I am over 18 and an adult under the laws of my State and Country.

    2.

    I have no medical conditions and am not mentally disabled. I am in good health and capable of making my own decisions.

    3.

    I am either:
    1. In good health, with no pre-existing medical conditions whatsoever & currently under no medication, prescription, over-the-counter or otherwise.
    2. Under the case or advise of a medical professional who has conducted an examination and recommended one of our products as a dietary supplement for me.

    4.
    I clearly understand that all products & information received through Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc. are provided 'AS IS' and without warranty, express or implied. All implied warranties of merchantability, therapeutic effects, fitness and taking this product for a particular use, effect or purpose are hereby excluded.

    5. In no event will Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc. be liable to me or anyone else for any damages or injury caused by ingestion of these product or by it's misuse or improper use, or action taken by me in reliance on information or views either verbal or in literature purchase through Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc. or for any incidental, consequential, special, or similar damages.

    6. I agree that Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc. liability, if any, for damages (including, without limitation, liability arising from physical harm caused by any ingestible products, liability arising out of contract, negligence, strict liability, tort, shall not exceed the cost of the product which I purchased from H & H Enterprises, Inc.

    7. I herein agree to without limitation indemnify and hold harmless Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc., and all other parties involved including but not limited their owners, officers, affiliates, associates, & employees for any and all damages incurred as result of ingestion of this product. These parties shall not be liable under any theory whatsoever.

    8. In no event shall Global Life Enhancments and/or H & H Enterprises, Inc. be liable under any damages other than the amount paid by me for product. any and all other damages, direct or indirect, special, incidental, consequential or punitive, are hereby excluded.

    9. Understanding that these tobacco alternative products have no other use intended or implied, I do not intend to use any product for other than its intended purpose, and do not intend to use any product for any illegal purposes. User understands that these products are not intended for illegal use or in conjunction with any illegal substances.

    10. You agree that you have read and accept our returns policy. Click here for our returns policy.

    I have clearly read and understand any and all cautions & warnings, included but not limited to the warnings printed on the label (if any) and any additional Warnings & Cautions. I herein agree to carefully abide by these cautions & warnings. I also will abide by all warnings stated on the website, regarding product dosage, etc. If I am uncertain if these products are right for me or of any of the warnings or cautions I shall consult my doctor prior to taking it.

    While our products only contain natural ingredients, do not contain tobacco or nicotine, herbal smokes and herbal cigarettes may be hazardous to your health. They produce tar and carbon monoxide when smoked. When these herbs are smoked or burned, they will produce a strong and potent, extremely aromatic smoke.
     
  2. Even with out reading this.
    I can sum up legal buds in three words.
    Waste Of Money!
     
  3. I know but people seem to ask and get curious.
     
  4. bullshit

    that's all u need to know
     

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