Today I had a few hits early in the day--something I don't do very often. Mainly cuz my dad and sister (with whom I live) are still up. I wasn't in the stratosphere, but I could feel it. I was in my trailer when I smoked and came inside. My sister said "Hey!" Startled, I went into the computer room where my dad was also. She told me about her going out and shopping and stuff. Then she said, "I got these new mints--penguin mints they're called." I opened up the tin and ate one quick to cover any foul breath I had. Then out of nowhere I said: "I've eaten penguin before, and this definitely doesn't taste like penguin." She gave me this blank stare. ? ? ? "You've--eaten--penguin?!?!", she said. I couldn't believe she said that. Of course I've never eaten penguin! was the thought that went through my mind. And I told here that. "OHHH! I get it! I thought you were gonna say it tastes like chicken!" I couldn't hold back any more. I went into the bathroom and doubled over in silent laughter.