Im just sitting here with a partial load on my shirt, im so stoned i just dont give a fuck right now, im just trying not to touch it.. And this night was going so well and now i feel like a lazy pathetic human being lounging in my own filth literally hahahaha. I should probably go to bed im just gonna throw it in the washer and not even start it, let somebody else start it..
I usually just let it sit where it liesNo tissue or anything, just blow my load and walk away Omega369
When i'm laying down I put my legs behind my head so my dick is pointing downwards and cum on my own face.
It's your cum, why are you so afraid of it? God, society really fucked some of you up good. You guys are scared of your own cum. P.S., yes, having your cum on you DOES make you gay.
Generally if I cum on myself it was deliberate. If it was accidental, it would most likely be a wet dream, in which case I'd count it as a SCORE! Nothing like banging filthy whores in your dreams!
i cum on myself every time i jerk off. im not going to sit there with a tissue in my hand ready to blow my load into it.... thats anti climactic as fuck.