enjoying your own filth

Hmmm, if I am being uber lazy and not moving then kindof yah lol, it makes you feel very comfortable. Haha but usually I like to shower.

 

aha i always feel way better when im clean thats why i shower as soon as i wake up then spark a nice L feelin clean!

 

If I can smell myself in a bad way, it's time for a shower. I can go a whiiiile without showering (provided I'm not going to work or seeing my boyfriend; that's just grimy) but that's only because I usually don't smell.

 

when i dont shower and i get a wif of myself when im in bed i just laugh and go "god DAMN! you reek dude."

 

Everyone likes their own brand.

 

That's nasty.

 

oh yeah, thats what i'm about to do now, get the house 100% straight and chill as possible so i have nothing to worry about when im getting baked

 

and shower too of course.

 

I like showers. Especially with superheated water, and some nice Cascade Formula Orange detergent, for like an hour and a half. I come out all sparkly!

 

I experience this all too often. Usually right after I wake up; I don't reek, but I can definitely smell the smell of a man.

 

When I was trying to get rid of my last girlfriend I would continously wash my whole body except my genitals. hehe got that bitch good

 

well aparently my the resident dirty kid, some people may remember i went 9 days once without showering. but right now im on day 2, yes 9 days is a little extreme but i dont see the problem with going a couple days, i just like to chill at all times so i need the drive to get up and wash myself

 

Ugh, I can't help but notice when either a guy or a girl doesn't shower. Their hair is usually badly done and/or greasy. They have grease all over their faces and ya, sometimes they do smell.

I hate not showering for I feel epicly greasy. I shower once a day, everyday. Sometimes twice If I'm smoking or had just finished playing a sport.

 

Sorry OP, but I shower twice a day. Morning and then after work.

I actually like to not be a scrub and get pussy. Obviously you don't.

 

Sometimes I'll go a day or two without showering, but I feel really disgusting after that. I remember once some kid at school said he hadn't showered in 5 days because he was studying. How could you be studying so much you can't take a couple minutes to take a shower and not look like you crawled out of a dumpster?

On the other hand, if I am experiencing particularly pungent flatulence I'll take a big whiff and congratulate myself.

 

hahaha. werd. its kinda like farts. everyone likes theyre own brand. (the wise words of fat bastard.)

 

damn you man beat me to it