dxm rant

OH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE DANCING MONKEY! DAMN MAN, IM BUMMED.. FUCK


everything is wonderous and new. soon i will be tripping even harder.. i hope to have a good trip.. peak in 1hr.. maybe i should smoke another joint.. then id be tripping REALLY hard

..but will i be able to handle it? that, my friends, is the question. what new depth of insanity will this display of excess bring about? soon my parents will get home. either they will see the blacklight under my door, or they will not.. if they do, they may come in, in which case ill be put to a great test.. can i hold together my sanity long enough to mutter a quick goodnight?? ..i must sound pathetic. what a strange thing to do, to ingest a powder for the purpose of a wacky, intoxicated voyage into the bizarre depths of the human mind.. tomorrow, i will wake up a happy person, and do many interesting things. each night, we die and are reborn again, in a new time. imagine that each day is merely another life.. how many lives have i spent under the artificial glow of the almighty computer screen, smoking pot and eating gummi bears? i cant even count. i block out the sun, to better help me see a music video.. a website.. a fucking video game. but hey, maybe im just being hard on myself.. after all, what would life be without these things.. maybe better, maybe worse. but as humans we fear change.. will we ever know? perhaps a balance of the natural and the artificial is necessary.. damn, my dad just opened the door.. he looked so fucking strange, i was just trying to figure out what the fuck this thing in my door was and how i could get it to go away.. i think i did alright regardless, but im glad i hadnt smoked up yet

 

just smoked some bud to help curb my growing nausia.. holy shit.. each hit seemed to take me to a whole different plane of existence.. this is where it really starts to get interesting.. smoking bud seems to add an extra layer of hallucinations to the dxm visuals.. oh man i cant even type anymore.. talk about it later..





incredible.

 

AH yeah! Man, I drank 6 oz of robotussin last night and was so fucked up. We had a Robot Quintet just galavanting around in the darkness. We even walked like zombies down a bike trail wailing for "brains". I kept thinking that I had just talked to someone and it turned out that nobody was even there. I'm still kinda fucked up so this probably doesnt make any sense... peace

post # 222! Just add 444 to that.

 

oh man, it got about 100x crazier later that night.. i havent slept in over 24 hours. the bud really gives the trip an extra dimention.. i was getting a lot of patterns, fractals, etc over my field of vision.. kinda like shrooms or acid... my thoughts were all 100% psychotic.. i dont remember anything that went through my head that night that made any sense whatsoever. my head was always filled with nonsensical voices and random visions, over intense breaking fractals and blinking patterns of circles.. crazy shit

i kinda have mixed feelings though. there were lots of visuals, but it kind of seemed like a pointless, shallow trip to me.. i would keep on asking myself why the fuck i was doing this to myself, and i could never find an answer.. much less euphoria than usual. i was kind of swinging between total self-loathing and utter amazement the whole night.. i think ill give dxm a break for a while, and not smoke so much bud next time

 

how to extract dxm:

ingredients-

plain ammonia.. you can get it at the supermarket, its dirt cheap
lighter fluid.. ronsonol, zippo, and red devil all work
cough syrup.. make sure the only active ingredient is dxm

ok, first find an airtight mixing container.. a 2l bottle works good. dump in the syrup, and then add about the same amount of ammonia.. now, you should add 1/10 of the amount of ammonia/syrup in lighter fluid.. shake the 3 in the container for 7 minutes (dont shake for less time, youll lose most of the dxm).. now, pour the solution into a sturdy ziplock bag.. its gonna work as a simple seperatory funnel. after 5 minutes or so, the lighter fluid will seperate from the ammonia/syrup, and form a clear top layer.. when the line of seperation is totally free of bubbles, snip a little of the corner off of the bag, and drain the ammonia/syrup into the sink (turn on the fan).. now once all of the ammonia is drained hold some kind of container underneath the bag to catch the clear lighter fluid.. if there are any colored bubbles youll have to do the seperation again. now you have a container of pure dxm dissolved in lighter fluid.. evaporate all of the fluid with a blowdryer, and you should notice a crystalline layer in your container.. scrape and cut this up.. its pure dxm freebase!

to dose, wrap the powder it a small piece of toilet paper, swallow, and immediately drink a large quantity of orange juice or some other acidic drink.. this is really important.. it allows your body to absorb the freebase properly

and thats basically it

 

can you just put it in an empty tylenol capsule and drink that with orange juice instead of the paper?

 

yeah definitely.. if you have caps then just put the powder in there.. the toilet paper is just a last resort

 

it depends.. id start with 1 4oz bottle (300mg) so you dont waste a lot if you mess up.. you can use robotussin max strength cough, but generics are way cheaper

 

tsk...tsk...tsk....one of these days your gonna step out of that market and all of a sudden, bam, two big security guards grab you by the arms and throw you into the wall telling you not to resist...and then, they slam the cuffs on you and take yoiu to the back security room lockin you to your chair...at that point, you know you'll never shoplift again..especially when they show you the surveillance tape of you doing the whole thing....fuckity fuck fuck.

 

Well tonight im officially trippin off of 1,500 mgs I extracted from the robitussin....they looked at me real strange and asked why I was gettin so much cough syrup and I just told them I was real sick...lol but they did sell it to me and right now Im just startin to feel it im gettin real clumbsy and my vision is gettin real blurred probably because im real stoned off gravity bong hits too but I cant wait to start trippin.

 

damn dude.. 1500mg

 

Im in the city (Los Angeles)....they could really care less who they sold it too over here, god knows they're probably dxm addicts...but damn last night was unexplainable...I tripped so hard I was glued to the floor for over an hour, just thinking about things and trying to stay real close to the ground because whenever my head was high elevated (like if i were standing up) then i'd start to get scared, so I kept my head low to the ground and listened to music and thought about things. guess I shouldnt have done so much but I had to buy like 5 or 6 bottles...guess im lucky to still be here

Edit: Oh yeah Im gettin shrooms sometime during this week.. Im soo fuckin happy because they've been really hard to track down, (like harder then anything else), and now im finally gettin em again. I'll start a post and explain my trip when I do im takin 1/8 of some real strong cubensis so i'll definitely be fucked up.

 

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