Expert in defending himself against bears, knows his way around a beet farm, can skin a mule in under 10 minutes, is faster than 80% snakes, drives a trans am, black belt in karate.... feel free to share any other Dwight Schrute accomplishments.
dont forget. hes an awesome speech writer too. Dwight's Speech:Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war … the war of work. But from the moment, as a child, we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you. And you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors! Salesmen of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you, once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! Maniacal laughter Yes! Yes! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you “salesman†is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesmen … and women … of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together, together, that we prevail! We must never cede control of the motherland for it is… Audience: Together that we prevail! lmao
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-rVUMRBj9E]YouTube - Dwight Schrute Job Interview[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gGG9JGTtZQ&feature=related]YouTube - Rule 17 according to Dwight Schrute[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78DRlCxa1Ak&feature=related]YouTube - The Office - Best scene from S1E6[/ame]
Stress Relief has to be one of the funniest episodes of the show, and Dwight's antics make it that much better hahaha "Already checked, he is an organ donor, what does that mean?! We only have a few moments to harvest the organs!" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uiJGgs6Y3M]YouTube - The Office Season 5 Stress Relief (Dwight goes Crazy)[/ame]