I was down at the beach drunk as hell. My friends and I staggered out on a fishing pier. There was a bait box at the end of the pier, 8 ft x3 ft about three ft high, filled with water. I decided it was a good idea to jump in the bait box. Got the stink eye from some fishermen but my buddies thought it was hilarious.
ummm pissed the bed a few times this one time I remember when I first started drinking .. I was maybe 15 or 16 ... I was at my cousins grad party and there were mad girls there , most 18 .. but anyways , I ended up hookin up with this girl at the beginning , just some sloppy dome and I fingered I'm pretty sure .. well as the night grew , I had my fair share of brews after some pong games , also had some goose so I was way too trashed . well anyways , I walked into the house and I remember the girl I hooked up with was in there on the phone crying and shit , she was also drunk and turns out she had a boyfriend .. well all I remember is saying some funny shit to her and yelling in the phone so the dude could here haha then I remember runnin outside and puking and I was out ha but when I awoke , happens that I wipped out my dick at this bitch , yelling "I'm pressing charges bitch ! I know you're 18 ! " at the top of my lungs haha just one I remembered ..
In like the week after my junior year of high school, I got depressed at a party I had at my house, I think it had to do with having no weed and my mom being mad at me, anyways I figured "let's drink a bottle of vodka in koolaid". Easy to drink, got totally wasted, searched for a gun, failing to find it I instead whipped out the knife I carry and was about to slit my throat when the dude I stupidly told my other much more sober friend to go get with me in the car that was only a lease, stopped me. He did video tape that night though, douchebag. Anyways, I don't really drink at all since, maybe a wine cooler here or there but really not much. Oh, and I can't even look at cherry koolaid without wanting to puke. Worst hangover. I had to go to drivers training and then a wrestling camp feeling like that. Alcohol is so stupid.
I tripped and fell into a pool with my android phone in my pocket when I was drunk one time. Not my finest hour.
A friend of mine was so drunk that he went to the police station and wanted to sue me claiming I gave him something that made his head spin around,while he wasn't aware.True story.
[quote name='"HomeAllDayHerbz"']ummm pissed the bed a few times this one time I remember when I first started drinking .. I was maybe 15 or 16 ... I was at my cousins grad party and there were mad girls there , most 18 .. but anyways , I ended up hookin up with this girl at the beginning , just some sloppy dome and I fingered I'm pretty sure .. well as the night grew , I had my fair share of brews after some pong games , also had some goose so I was way too trashed . well anyways , I walked into the house and I remember the girl I hooked up with was in there on the phone crying and shit , she was also drunk and turns out she had a boyfriend .. well all I remember is saying some funny shit to her and yelling in the phone so the dude could here haha then I remember runnin outside and puking and I was out ha but when I awoke , happens that I wipped out my dick at this bitch , yelling "I'm pressing charges bitch ! I know you're 18 ! " at the top of my lungs haha just one I remembered ..[/quote] Lol'd.
It happens... Been there done that, sober even... Everyone knows your supposed to drink 4 four lokos...
I used to be a raging alcoholic. and would always wonder off. the last time I got wasted I decided to walk a few miles along a highway. I got hit by a car and broke 6 bones. I kept telling the emt's nothing was wrong with me and I was fine. all while not being able to move. obviously, I learned my damn lesson.
I offer to eat out my female friends and they sometimes take me up on it... I punch holes in walls, once with my head... I almost burned down my apartment when I was trying to make a grilled cheese. I fight with and wrestle my good friends. I threw a coffee table off a balcony. One time I tried to carry a girl to my dorm room from across town (she was down for it) and I sprained my ankle and dropped her. And I often don't remember any of these occurrences...