dude im so high i just ate 100 bucks worth of sushi. i did for real. so good that shit. any ways, im so high, i lost consciousness for like at least 30 seconds and then i realized i was still awake and there was this big ass spot of drool running down my chin and onto my pants. fucking crazy buds man.
Tried to french inhale a mouth full of water that I had just taken a sip of, without even thinking about it. I'm dead, one hundred percent, fucking serious. Lol.
i justa te a bunch ove del taco and i threw up right after cuz i ate too much and i just though about eating it cuz it was a waste of food yeah sorry.... i know gross i was like wtf is wrong with me!
"I'm so high, I can hear the grass breathing, lets get the grass high!" That was one wacky afternoon.
i was so high one time that i literally crapped my pants.......twice. it happened like 20 min apart from each other too.
i was by myself when it happened. i had eaten like 6 firecrackers the day before and i wake n baked as soon as i opened my eyes. like 30 min later i had to fart, and let's just say methane wasn't the only thing coming out of my ass.
dudes, im so high my belly is bulging from the munchie excessesses. i'm so high i'm looking at http://www.activeremedy.org.uk/5.htm thinking yeeeeeeeah!