Drunken Mayhem

So yeah i had a bit of a disaster last night.....thought the city might appreciate the story

Im in halls at university and last night we all went out.....had the equivolent to 10 pints with predrinking and then drinks at the bar....so far nothing worse than standard drunken behavior
we then get back home and start playing a drinking game.....i didnt really know the rules so end up drinking roughly 5 shots

there is a mythology at my halls surrounding the tunnels which supposedly connect the different blocks. I knew there was an unlocked cover to some tunnels outside the block....this is where I start making mistakes.

1) i go around knocking on some peoples doors to get them to come with me to the tunnels. bearing in mind this is 3am on a thursday night I feel quite bad about this. if someone did that to me I would be very angry

I get some girl to come with me. I fall down the stairs straight onto my face (but I was told this today). I feel as if i am completely fine. I get the manhole cover off and use my phone as a torch. I drop my phone just as the residential tutor comes out and tells me to get out....of course I have dropped my phone so I say something like
"I understand that I am a complete cunt for doing this but I cannot leave without my phone"
she says she is going to call security so i scarper

10 minutes later security come with my phone. second mistake
2) rather than thanking the fine fellow for getting my phone I launch abuse at him and the residential tutor. I think this is because I thought I was in more trouble than i actually was and was trying to defend my actions

3) I go to my room and blast music ( to be fair only top volume on a computer). I then leave my room to get some alcohol. I steal some guys half bottle of vodka (i am told that he saw me but was too scared to confront me in my state) and drink it while singing to my music. at this point I think that i am getting kicked out for sure. hence the drinking alone at 4:30 am
4) every 20 minutes I leave my room to hail abuse at the security and residential tutor who are in the corridor tirades include "ill get the national union of students involved" "ill make you lose your jobs" etc....I was a twat
at 6am i fall asleep at my desk. I wake up at 1pm still a bit drunk

I spoke to the residential tutor who is amazing. she was very sympathetic and said she bore no grudge. I requested the number of the security guy and also apologized to him. he was very wise and made me feel a lot better. I feel very sorry for him. last night he was just doing his job and was very patient and and I continued to be abusive. I am lucky for this. If he had tried to restrain me I would definitely be facing assault charges. I have a meeting with the warden on monday where I will either get a fine or have to go to alcohol classes. the people on my floor are generally fine also and i have apologized to the whole building who may have been woken up

I am in deep shame. I am generally quite a good drunk until the amounts get to 15 pint equivolents when I can sometimes get like this. I get very depressed thinking about drunken behaviour and have cried alot today. fml. thanks for reading

 

thanks for the sympathy guys....no bloody weed here (that i can find. im sure its here somewhere) and the irony is that if i were to be found with weed in my room i would be in far more trouble than i currently am....
im thinking of getting a card for my residential tutor...maybe box of chocolates as well
i dont really get it when most people drink they tend to get pukey or paralytic...i just get crazier after a certain point (massive claim lol....it would obvs happen eventually). but then the answer to that is self control/maturity....

 

nah im a dude