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Drug Test

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by blunts420days, May 19, 2014.

  1. #1 blunts420days, May 19, 2014
    Alright I have a test Teusday for a job (its sunday today, so two days) and I fucked up and smoked saturday night... Before that i hadn't smoked since wednesday, and before that it was like 2 or 3 grams a day for a really long time. I'm really skinny (5"8 and 130 pounds) i'm basically a rail. I've passed some at home stuff before in 3 days or so with no dilution what so ever, but that was a while ago and i only smoked a few times a week then. and i'm not to sure how good this test will be, i'm sure it's a urine test though.
     
    Now alot of people on here are complete retards when it comes to drug tests and have no idea what actually works or why so unless you can explain why it works or have personally done it, I don't need your input, thank you.
     
    I'm just looking for a few ideas on what to do the DAY of the test. Since i only have less than 48 hours, exercising and trying to get clean won't work.
     
    Few specific questions: Should I eat? I've heard, and it seems to make sense that if i eat alot and I consume a large amount of sugar in the hours prior to the test my body won't release or burn any fat, which has the thc in it, so theoretically my piss for the next few hours should be pretty clean?, along with dilution and vitamins for color of course. 
     
    I've also heard that eating fiber helps because it binds with the thc, but fiber can only be excreted through feces, not urine, so it would bind to all of the thc and cause you to shit it out instead of piss it out.
     
    Certo,and jello is another thing i've heard, But i'm pretty sure it just works because of the high sugar content. NO IT DOES NOT "COAT YOUR STOMACH" thats not even possible.  :mad:
     
    any how, any thoughts? Yall think i'll pass? Probably going with consuming alot of sweet tea for the sugar and a diretic, as well as water, orange juice, pretty much alot of fluids throught the day, and then eating a fatass cheese burger a lil bit before the test.

     
  2. #2 123burnthattree, May 19, 2014
    Seems like best option is substitution. Try drinking quite a bit the day of your test. Pee like 5 or 6 times before going to the place. The morning pee has the highest concentration so definitely don't test early if you can avoid it. Just drink tons of fluids, mainly water, but coffee will help you go the night before and day of. Then while at the lab don't use the beginning or end of your stream. Use the middle. The beginning and end have higher concentrations as well. Good luck.

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  3. #3 blunts420days, May 22, 2014
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    I passed. I decided to sub though. I wore some sliders, then I took one of those cups from an at home drug test with a temp strip already on it, told my clean friend to piss in it, then stuck it under my balls. Walked in, they called me back, told me to go into the bathroom and i could close the door if i wanted. So i did, poured the piss into it, then gave them that. It was pretty simple and is for sure the only way im doing it ever again. It stayed at 94-97 degrees the whole time, i checked the temp before i went in. I do live in florida though and it was well over 90 out today, so that probably helped it.
     

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