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Drug Test-Today-Smoked Today..

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Colincjk4, Apr 6, 2011.

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  1. #1 Colincjk4, Apr 6, 2011
    Ok, so today I have to take a home drug test, I'm high now, haha, and do I took a multivitamin, and am going to drink about 5 16 ounce bottles of water. Do you think Ill pass, im thinking ill piss WATER? Real advice please. I smoke everyday for a while.
     
  2. #2 TrueNirvana, Apr 6, 2011
    Honestly, no.
     
  3. #3 Derrick14, Apr 6, 2011
    There is no way your going to pass, dont bother drinking all that water. Sorry to say
     
  4. #4 OscarZetaAcosta, Apr 6, 2011
    You best not of known you were going to get tested today...Because if you did this is by far the most stupid drug test question I've read.
     
  5. #5 freddycitytoker, Apr 6, 2011
    Your fucked.
     
  6. #6 420=365, Apr 6, 2011
    If theres some way to can put like a drop of bleach in the cup that would make it an automatic pass since you said it's a take home test right?
     
  7. #7 SipTeaSmokeTree, Apr 6, 2011
    You're just going to fail.

    Hope it's not a big deal.

    Prepare an explanation, and accept punishment if you need to.
     
  8. #8 Nargela, Apr 6, 2011
    Yeah, your fucked unless you can get to a smoking shopp, and get fake urine .. you can use that it works great instead of ur own urine.. people get great jobs passing drug test with that,
     
  9. #9 phantomxrider, Apr 6, 2011
    "lol my mom wants to drug test me i smoked today will i pass"
     
  10. #10 StoneyMcGhee, Apr 6, 2011
    I want to say that you are fucked, but I have had one friend pull this off, I was there for the test (3 hours after smoking), He drank alot of water, had a multivitamin then chugged a grape gatorade... Not sure how he did it but it can happen..

    Good luck man!
     
  11. #11 Khaleefa, Apr 6, 2011
    Trollololololololololol
     
  12. #12 dutchmaster87, Apr 6, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  13. #13 Colincjk4, Apr 7, 2011
    Its for my job, I found out today I literally got a call to come in for a drug test, They use the at home ones the ones that test for like 10 drugs, but I passed.
     
  14. #14 Blazed4dayz, Apr 7, 2011
    lol...
     
  15. #15 allen23910, Apr 7, 2011
    dude don't listen to these guys you have a good chance, just pee a good 4 + times before you take it, and use the pee thats coming out midstream not the initial or end.
     
  16. #16 chillaxbro, Apr 7, 2011

    Wait, so you passed? if so :hello: WOW
     
  17. #17 Xenfire, Apr 7, 2011
    wut .
     
  18. #18 jointroller, Apr 7, 2011
    R.I.P my good friend
     
  19. #19 phantomxrider, Apr 7, 2011

    God that's the dumbest myth out there. It's not like there's layers to your bladder. The piss is mixed around and comes out evenly. If there's no THC in the middle of the stream, that's insinuating that THC both floats and sinks in your bladder.
     
  20. #20 OscarZetaAcosta, Apr 7, 2011
    What the goddamn fuck?!
     
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