Dr. Pepper

Discussion in 'General' started by darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011.

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  1. #1 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011
    tastes like ass water from a jackass's kangafuckingroo.

    anyone else think so?
     
  2. #2 Dazey, Feb 21, 2011
    Yeah you're wrong but it's k.
     
  3. #3 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011
    wrong sir i am not. because toilet ass is he best way to describe phd pepepr
     
  4. #4 Intelligence, Feb 21, 2011
    I hate dr pepper... i think its foul i dont know how people can love it :confused:
     
  5. #5 mushroomsatsuji, Feb 21, 2011
    I never tasted the ass water of a kungfukangaroo but it must be fucking good since dr pepper is the best soda out there
     
  6. #6 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011

    I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT!!! last summe ri as st my girlfriends house and she had old dr pepper in her pantry. it tasted loike shit of course so i dumped it out on the road and a week later the fucking stain was still there. another week passed that bitch still there. WEIRD
     
  7. #7 Heart, Feb 21, 2011
    Oh how your limited availability teases me. :devious:

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  8. #8 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011


    if youve tasted dr pepper, youve tasted the ass water of a kungfukangaroo. and i am sorry, but you are the WEKEST LINK
     
  9. #9 windowPanes, Feb 21, 2011
    you're just too drunk to taste ALL DIFFERENT 23 flavors.
     
  10. #10 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011
    the 23 flavors are kangaroo shit and kangaroo fucking ASS
     
  11. #11 mushroomsatsuji, Feb 21, 2011

    You have the weakest taste. Goodbye, and grow some tastebuds
     
  12. #12 mrgoodsmoke, Feb 21, 2011


    So you're telling me that if I buy a pack of kangaroos, then I might never have to fear running out of Dr. Pepper again?
     
  13. #13 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011

    i have more taste buds than god.
     
  14. #14 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011

    if you can wring the ass juice out of its ass, yo ass may be luckeh
     
  15. #15 mrgoodsmoke, Feb 21, 2011
    God only needs 1 tastebud, and it's a perfect one which he can adjust the range of to make any food taste like whatever he wants. It's all supernatural and shit.
     
  16. #16 mushroomsatsuji, Feb 21, 2011

    I don't know how you are rejecting Gods drink then
     
  17. #17 Dazey, Feb 21, 2011
    Doesn't every Taco Bell have that? It's not that good at all.
     
  18. #18 mrgoodsmoke, Feb 21, 2011


    I used to wring the ass juice out of my hamsters when I was a kid. My mom hated the mess, but over time I got pretty good at it.
     
  19. #19 darksmoker, Feb 21, 2011
    well i was too slow and 3 people replied to me, but i dont feel like multiquoting. but I SHALL SAY.thats what i got
     
  20. #20 mrgoodsmoke, Feb 21, 2011
    Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
     
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