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Doing things u shouldn't do while stoned

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by xplicitcontent, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. #1 xplicitcontent, Aug 29, 2002
    alright, i learned a lesson tonight.

    never ride a bike stoned at nite without a light in the pitck black forest and going off the trail for a shortcut u don't know.

    i'll explain later, im high still
     
  2. #2 ArtesiaBuds, Aug 29, 2002
    i always find doing math problems in school or at home is a mission that can't be accomplished. I see myself pulling my hair out before i solve 2+2.
     
  3. #3 drherman, Aug 29, 2002
    cumcisions
     
  4. #4 drherman, Aug 29, 2002
    i mean circumcisions
     
  5. #5 KronosX, Aug 29, 2002
    hmmm i'd probably advise against masturbating in the shower while you are stoned. I haven't tackled that one yet, but i imagine the orgasm would be enough to get you to slip up on some soap or some shit, and fall over and break your fuckin neck.
     
  6. #6 elementxero, Aug 29, 2002
    i got the scars to prove it dude
     
  7. #7 namron_420s, Aug 29, 2002
    personal grooming is a no no.....bloody fingernails from clipping them too short, friend of mine has a busted eardrum from getting water out wtih a qtip while stoned, and almost chipped a tooth brushing my teeth once, also shaving is bad......and my back hurts..i fell in the shower.
     
  8. #8 flowerchild420, Aug 29, 2002
    And NEVER rollerskate while holding onto the back of a truck!!! I still haven't completely healed from that experience.

    Oh, and never get high and then decide to pluck your eyebrows. OUCH!!!!!! I felt each individual hair coming out, and those damn hairs above your eyes, those are hard to get!!!!!! I tore out a big chunk of skin and all. What I go through just to have a pretty arch in my eyebrows.
     
  9. #9 xplicitcontent, Aug 29, 2002
    i got hig hand looked at my avatar. now i got a lot of excess skin for my sac and my balls got smaller, last time i wack off too much, hehe.
     
  10. #10 KronosX, Aug 29, 2002
    i rode down a giant hill on my skateboard once when i was high.... i almost had made it to the grassy area which i planned on diving into to escape injury, when the trucks on my board began to shake furiously untill i was thrown off the fuckin thing, which resulted in various nasty cuts and bruises.
     
  11. #11 Reefer_Cat, Aug 29, 2002

    hahah. like when Homer was high and shaved and rainbow blood started pouring out his face? I love those simpsons.
     
  12. #12 Reefer_Cat, Aug 29, 2002

    We call 'dem "speed wobbles", brah. Skate or Die.
     
  13. #13 namron_420s, Aug 29, 2002
    RATTLE MONSTERS!!!!
     

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