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Does anyone know how to sneak out of your house and smoke weed without getting caught?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by IAmHigh420, Jan 23, 2014.

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  1. #1 IAmHigh420, Jan 23, 2014
    SOMEONE HELP ME SNEAK OUT AND PUFF PUFF ON THAT PURP "If it aint loud my niggga then dont pass that shit"
     
  2. #2 Airf0nz0, Jan 23, 2014
    Start a fire on the other side of the house.  Guarantee they won't notice you sneak out.  Also ninja boots.
     
  3. #3 Wakeboard, Jan 23, 2014
    Depends how your house is laid out bro
     
  4. #4 ICGreen, Jan 23, 2014
    I'll have a SEAL member there in an hour. I have your general location tracked down but need an address or for you to turn on your tracking device. :smoke:
     
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  5. #5 Koh, Jan 23, 2014
    you walk out the front door
     
  6. #6 TinTizzy, Jan 23, 2014
    slip some ambien in your parents drinks
     
  7. #7 THE D E A, Jan 23, 2014
    Jump out the window if your on ground floor, then walk somewhere behind the house where you cant be seen. sweg
     
  8. #8 bdk2jw, Jan 23, 2014
    "mom dad brb im gonna go smoke"
    *walk out front door*
     
  9. #9 BlazedPlatypus, Jan 23, 2014
    I generally wait til everyone is asleep...if my family is still awake, all I have to do is say I'm going to talk to my gf on the phone. It works perfectly because even before I began smoking I'd go talk to her on the phone outside. Even if it's cold. So it blends in pretty well.
     
  10. #10 IAmHigh420, Jan 23, 2014
    [quote name="BlazedPlatypus" post="19388785" timestamp="1390440287"]I generally wait til everyone is asleep...if my family is still awake, all I have to do is say I'm going to talk to my gf on the phone. It works perfectly because even before I began smoking I'd go talk to her on the phone outside. Even if it's cold. So it blends in pretty well.[/quote]sweet bro! sounds good."If it aint loud my niggga then dont pass that shit"
     
  11. #11 Steve_French, Jan 23, 2014
    Say your going for a walk
     
  12. #12 BudButler, Jan 23, 2014
    be 18 go for walk
     
  13. #13 CO80525, Jan 23, 2014
    We can't effectively tell you how to sneak out of your house because we don't know the layout
     
  14. #14 cball, Jan 23, 2014
    call the police and tell them everyone else in the house has sexual molested you, after everyone else is in prison you will be able to toke without being caught....it works, saw it on south park...
     
  15. #15 dbj95, Jan 23, 2014
    Well whenever I'm moving my weed around I put it in my inner coat pocket with my bowl and just tell my parents I'm going on a walk up to the church or I'm going on a run.  make sure you have some gum with you at the very least
     
  16. #16 Buds4LifeXcrip, Jan 23, 2014
    Say you're going to get high as fuck and slam the door behind you!!!!
    :metal:
     
  17. #17 Joyetech, Jan 23, 2014
    Back in the day, it was out the window and onto the ground fifteen feet below me.
     
  18. #18 Adam182, Jan 23, 2014
    [quote name="BladeRunnin" post="19388587" timestamp="1390438828"]you walk out the front door quietly[/quote]EFA.
     
  19. #19 RickySpanishhh, Jan 24, 2014
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    All depends on house lay out honestly. Just be quiet and know the best doors to open. I had an excuse if my mom heard me going out back because i smoked cigs so if she ever heard me, she thought I was just out have a cig. Best thing to do, is to stay in the living room after your parents got to bed. Tell them your gonna watch some tv for awhile, wait till you know their sleep and keep the tv at a decent volume not low or too high but enough to blend sound and won't wake them. Light up and slide back in. If they see you come in say you heard something lolSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     
  20. #20 h2xhardcore, Jan 24, 2014
    Curious as well
     
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