Do your Teens remind you of your cats??

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 24, 2002.

  1. Of Teenagers And Cats

    For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, you
    may want to know why they really have a lot in common with
    cats:

    1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call
    them by name.

    2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed,
    all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the
    privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

    3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an
    adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager
    in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his
    or her parents.

    4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your
    cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile.

    5. No cat or teenager shares you taste in music.

    6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for
    hours on end without moving, barely breathing.

    7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.

    8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner,
    communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of
    complete and utter boredom.

    9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture.

    10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been
    known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead
    animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of
    behavior.

    Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of
    advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is
    also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at
    all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food
    and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When
    they make up their minds, they will finally come to you
    for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant
    moment for all concerned.
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    Got one 22yrs, and one 17, one "waitin' in the wings" at 11yrs. Nuff said! :D: LOL
     
  2. haha... v good... ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC BIT!!!
     
  3. i dunno about that. I like a lot of the music my parents like.
     
  4. it's kinda sad but even though i'm a pot head and my mom's not we have a lot of fun doing things together and listening to our music.
     
  5. I THINK THAT THAT WAS NEAT AND I PRINTED IT OFF AND SHOWED IT TO MY DAD HE EVEN LIKED IT


    NA IT WAS SWEET
     

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