do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Discussion in 'General' started by RUFFLZ, Dec 31, 2011.

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  1. #1 RUFFLZ, Dec 31, 2011
    50% of people wipe sitting down and 50% of people wipe standing up, and each group doesnt know the other group exists.
    lol lets see if this is true.

    i wipe standing up :D
     
  2. #2 Redskinrey, Dec 31, 2011
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    wtf how in the hell do you wipe sitting down

    edit - now that i am thinking about it think i remember when i was little my mom wiped sitting down i wish i never remembered :eek:
     
  3. #3 RGreen, Dec 31, 2011

    I've been doing it since I was 3
     
  4. #4 BrandonBlunts, Dec 31, 2011
    I stand up, I haven't told anybody that because I always thought I was the only one who did it...
     
  5. #5 chzburgerWalrus, Dec 31, 2011

    no shit :confused:
     
  6. #6 MrGers, Dec 31, 2011
    Clocking in for Standing. Standing and I fold fyi.
     
  7. #7 Spiders, Dec 31, 2011
    didnt realize sitting was an option
     
  8. #8 Parable, Dec 31, 2011
    I get on my knees and wipe my own ass.
     
  9. #9 zombieSHROOM, Dec 31, 2011
    I wipe mine is a handstand using my feet. Didn't know there was another option...
     
  10. #10 Chronicus, Dec 31, 2011
    haha
    why do these threads exist?
    hahaha
     
  11. #11 HiImHans, Dec 31, 2011
    Seriously, no one washes? I grew up using the sprinkler thingey now I have a separate bowl thingy. It was my girls idea to buy one. It's like there's two toilets ones for shitting ones for washing. It's called a bidet? I think? Not sure what it's called
     
  12. #12 Nor*Cal, Dec 31, 2011
    sitting down, never stand
     
  13. #13 lamps, Dec 31, 2011
    Lmao literally
     
  14. #14 harshtoke, Dec 31, 2011
    Wipe? Can't you just let it soak into the underwear?

    JK Sitting down. I guess something like this is such an ingrained habit you couldn't even imagine cleaning your hole from deuce any other way. At least I can't
     
  15. #15 PsilocinTHC, Dec 31, 2011
    It is a bidet, and I thought only French and posh people used 'em. lol
    The question seems to be holding true.
    Standing and I had no clue it was possible sitting down.:smoke:
     
  16. #16 Cfitch, Dec 31, 2011
    I stand, do you guys fold your toilet paper or what? I just squish it into a loose ball.. Am I weird?
     
  17. #17 Simmerten, Dec 31, 2011
    I sit and lean forward to wipe haha. But how do u wipe standing up lol dont your ass cheeks close when you're standing
     
  18. #18 Meneks, Dec 31, 2011
    LOL this...

    Sitting..

    Wtf wtf if you just had diarrhea and when you stand you have a bunch of nasty shit just dripping down your legs..
     
  19. #19 Twee, Dec 31, 2011
    sitting down
     
  20. #20 Jose Bautista, Dec 31, 2011
    After I poop I go out to my lawn, sit, and drag my ass across the grass for 2 minutes. No need wasting money on toilet paper.
     
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