<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="80%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=bottom><BIG>Man cuts off genitals in drunken rage</BIG></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> A Polish man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him. Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a six inch kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka. He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs. But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts. He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body. MelT
Lmfao, tru tru. I woulda, shit meng, if im cuttin my balls off, im mailin em, than killin myself hah.
why not sneak it in her hotdog bun? rofl CHOMP! but seriously, i guess thats love.. in some retarded form.
damn instead i would have rather just cut m balls, that way i could still bang shicks hard as hell and not have the pain of them knockin against her ass, therefore..no pain,no cum....ill be the best jiggalo in town
they'll probally end up growing a dick on his forearm lol Im not joking. The Russians have the technology now to do it. I read an artical, probally posted somewhere on here, about it. Give it a search.
This is a darwinism if i've ever seen one. A guy stupid enough to cut off his junk shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I don't think I could be that drunk to end up doing that.
I don't even have a dick and I can imagine how much that must have hurt, though the alcohol prolly did help. I guess the only positive to the story is at least he did it himself and didn't have some crazy lady cut his dick off and throw it out of a speeding car?
"Do Not Try This At Home- Gentleman, sit before reading..." Really, who stands at the computer? lol Sorry, i had to point that out
Seriously, I would rather have cut my nuts off than my penis. At least with a penis you can still piss.
This reminds me of that Dane Cook joke about the middle finger. That's it! I'm so angry, I could just....
Actually, a very good point I should really have said, "Gentlemen, get ready to grab your groins and go..ooooOOOOhhhhhhh....!" MelT
I saw a video once where three different people did this. What their purpose was, I don't know anymore than I know why I sat and watched through the whole thing. Nor do I know why I'm telling you guys about it. But yea, it was pretty fucked up.
i do ass. lol this story is the most craziest shit ever, i mean seriously after i down a bottle of vodka, im defenitly NOT thinking about cut off my balls, i mean come on, after a bottle i fell like killing myself, not making my whole sexual being coming to an end, thats just not cool.