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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013.

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  1. #21 DriftingApart, Jan 7, 2013
    Mmm, it could go either way, who knows?

    You should take one for the team and find out for us if dog piss works :cool:
     
  2. #22 Joedahoe, Jan 7, 2013
    Can you please tell us how you acquire the pee. If we know we might try an help since you answered everyones question...lol

    -Joe
     
  3. #23 Iluvatar, Jan 7, 2013
    Try it and let us know
     
  4. #24 lFourTwenty, Jan 7, 2013
    Guys you actually think this guy harvested his dogs piss? Come on now.
     
  5. #25 Hazy Ghost, Jan 7, 2013
    No dude. Dogs piss out different metabolites than humans. It won't work lol.
     
  6. #26 BotanistJJ, Jan 7, 2013
    wee wee pad...ring it out. if for some reason i had to aquire dog piss thats how id do it
     
  7. #27 BadRoll, Jan 7, 2013


    (Before the other two posts):

    This guy sounds like he gave you a real answer and seems to know what he's talking about. You probably shouldn't do it.
     
  8. #28 StateofReverie, Jan 7, 2013


    Im going to say wtf once and get it over with.

    Ok

    Here is my theory. To extract dog piss, he probably had the dog pee on a hard surface area. Then he could use either a paper towel or pippette to transfer the dog pis into a container. I would store it in the fridge until needed (make sure to reheat the pee to original temperature though).

    To answer your question, well here it is plain and simple. Your dog is essentially made out of th same base elements that you are and ingests similar types of food that you do to maintain body mass.

    The eay the tests are made, they probably target thc % and other indicators of illegalness inside yo body. If you havent gotten your dog intoxicated and his piss is clean, I think you will be fine.
     
  9. #29 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    I just read online that a golden retrievers piss is the most human like and that's what kind of dog I have. Do U guys know if this is true?
     
  10. #30 420neverforget, Jan 7, 2013
    You know what? Fuck it. It will work.
     
  11. #31 percul8r615, Jan 7, 2013
    Yes. 100% fact.
     
  12. #32 Sir Stoner, Jan 7, 2013
    well, uhm...thats disturbing...but yes itll work unless they make u piss in front of them
     
  13. #33 Sir Stoner, Jan 7, 2013
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    Itl work, but thats just sick, they test to
    Make sure its human, if its a simple non-lab test then ur fine but if its one with blue toilet water where they search you before testing then they will ID it as canine urine, good luck
     
  14. #34 BudButler, Jan 7, 2013
    hahaha now you want dog piss on your hands
     
  15. #35 cookiecrisp, Jan 7, 2013
    If it's a test that gets sent to a lab then no, it won't work. I'm 100% positive of that.

    If it's a dip stick test on the spot then yeah, so long as your dog hasn't been hitting the bong.
     
  16. #36 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    How do you know 100% that it won't work if it's a lab.
     
  17. #37 420neverforget, Jan 7, 2013
    Yo dawg I heard you liked labs so we sent your lab piss to the lab and now you can lab while you get arrested.
     
  18. #38 cookiecrisp, Jan 7, 2013
    Because I have a degree in biochemistry and I've done lab work with urine from humans, dogs, cats, wolves, sheep, and deer.

    You will fail for specific gravity and creatinine if it goes to a lab.
     
  19. #39 Saca La, Jan 7, 2013

    prolly cause its a lab and they have the right tools and what not to determine if its human piss or dog piss. and plus there doctors/scientists.
     
  20. #40 HBGBUB, Jan 7, 2013
    [quote name='"cookiecrisp"']

    Because I have a degree in biochemistry and I've done lab work with urine from humans, dogs, cats, wolves, sheep, and deer.

    You will fail for specific gravity and creatinine if it goes to a lab.[/quote]

    Pshhhh on degrees and real world experience. We go by what research we can find on the internet around here
     
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