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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013.

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  1. #1 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
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    First please don't post comments about how gross and completely fucked this is, ik :hippie:

    Do any of u know if dog piss will work for passing a drug test? I have already acquired the piss so please don't post comments about that.

    Also I read online that a golden retrievers piss is the most human like and that's what kind of dog I have.

    Thanks,

    Smokey
     
  2. #2 lFourTwenty, Jan 7, 2013
    Lmfao.
     
  3. #3 Joedahoe, Jan 7, 2013
    Thread of the month anyone?

    -Joe
     
  4. #4 percul8r615, Jan 7, 2013
    Yes, only if your dog isn't a big pothead
     
  5. #5 BearJew420, Jan 7, 2013
    Yup it does work, just gotta make sure you drink every last drop.
     
  6. #6 TinManThaBoyBoy, Jan 7, 2013
    howd you get the piss?
     
  7. #7 Durb, Jan 7, 2013
    How the fuck did you get dogs piss
     
  8. #8 Joedahoe, Jan 7, 2013
    Hahahahahah. +rep

    -Joe
     
  9. #9 Tokeup2day, Jan 7, 2013
    That was my first question too haha
     
  10. #10 davidtokehead, Jan 7, 2013
    my cuzin said it works, good luck man make sure to drink plenty of water after drinking it to accelerate the process
     
  11. #11 ganjashaman, Jan 7, 2013
    The labs will identify it as canine urine and not human, which could (possibly) cause some legal complications for you.
     
  12. #12 DriftingApart, Jan 7, 2013
    I'd go with horse piss just to be safe.
     
  13. #13 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    Every comment is what I asked you guys to please not say. Does anybody have a real answer?
     
  14. #14 PublicEnemy20, Jan 7, 2013
    Dude, forget dog piss. Go to hi health and get a detox drink. You have a 2-3 hour window of clean piss after an hour of drinking it. Pop a B12 vitamin to restore the yellow in your piss, just in case. Go in and piss away.

    At my old job, we had to get piss tested all the time. I always did this and came out clean as a baby. Once I smoked 2 blunts the night prior to the test, woke up, bought a detox drink and went to get tested. I was nervous it wouldn't work, but it did. Screw dog piss man.
     
  15. #15 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    Anyone else know if it will work. I already know how I'm gonna get it in the cup, and I have the piss, I just need to know if it will work
     
  16. #16 420neverforget, Jan 7, 2013
    *facepalm*
     
  17. #17 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    Does anyone have an actual answer?
     
  18. #18 DriftingApart, Jan 7, 2013
    Can I ask you a question this time?

    What is this drug test for?
     
  19. #19 I Railed Hellen Keller, Jan 7, 2013
    This is like Jurassic Park were that kid gets the t-rex piss
     
  20. #20 smokeythedogg, Jan 7, 2013
    An AA meeting type place
     
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