A young punk rocker walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. His hair is multi-colored and spiked up. He's got numerous tatooes and piercings. As he orders his shot of whiskey he notices an old man sitting next to him. He looks over and the man quikly turns his head. The old man continues to stare at the younster as if he had never seen someone like this kid before. The young punk looks over at the old man again. "What?" says the punk. The old man looks down at his beer. The old man glares at the kid and the punk turns and catches the old man looking at him again. Punk: What's the matter old man? Haven't you done anything wild and crazy in your life? Old Man: Well, once I fucked a parrot and I'm wondering if you're my son.