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Diarrhea is such a buzzkill v2

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. #1 Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011
    Here I am again sitting on the toilet feeling like charizard is using fireblast out my asshole. Almost any food I eat with any different spices makes my ass spit out diarrhea like a fucking Gatling gun. I hate when this happens when I'm high, good thing I have teh interwebz on my iPhone :cool:
     
  2. #2 ddog7x, Nov 22, 2011
    Yeah, great, we really wanted to know that you're having watery bowel movements.
     
  3. #3 OGkushak, Nov 22, 2011

    FUCK diarrhea!!!!! had that shit badddd after the flu a couple weeks ago, shit was making me go insane. FUCK IT.


    #:cool:
     
  4. #4 greenbrad420, Nov 22, 2011
    Timothy! Bring me your sin
     
  5. #5 Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011

    Niggha my name ain't no Timothy dawg
     
  6. #6 bahookahjoe18, Nov 22, 2011
    Hey OP, what did you eat today?
     
  7. #7 Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011

    To many sweet onion kettle chips :cool:
     
  8. #8 trazyfilth, Nov 22, 2011
    im pretty sure it was a joke dude chill out!
     
  9. #9 Ron Jeremy, Nov 22, 2011
    I can't shit when I'm high . Well i can .. but i always push too hard and constipate myself. Then i end up shitting baseball like turds :(
     
  10. #10 Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011

    Sorry I forgot this was the Internet, I'm completely kidding, I was saying that in a ghetto voice.
     
  11. #11 phillymaniac49, Nov 22, 2011
    I went hiking in New Mexico for 2 weeks with no flushable toilets and i had diarrhea for 4 of those days. it was horrible
     
  12. #12 bahookahjoe18, Nov 22, 2011

    Just chips? Tell me all you've eaten and I can try to tell you what's causing the diarrhea.
     
  13. #13 freakp8ntbaler, Nov 22, 2011
    self-appointed poop expert here ^
     
  14. #14 HeBrEwBeAr, Nov 22, 2011
    lol hes a fecalmatterist
     
  15. #15 ddog7x, Nov 22, 2011
    Scatologist.
     
  16. #16 jimbobbybob, Nov 22, 2011
    I ate pizza, bowl of cereal, apple and a banana...had diarrhea alllll day, why? Last night I had a salad and pizza for dinner... why!??!?!
     
  17. #17 MrGers, Nov 22, 2011
    are you a paper folder or a handful person?
     
  18. #18 Pass the dr0, Nov 22, 2011

    Handful as in like cup my hand and dig it up my ass?
     
  19. #19 Tamataz, Nov 22, 2011
    This may be the answer to your problem(s)
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9sJFdzg_AY]D-pants - YouTube[/ame]
     
  20. #20 MrGers, Nov 22, 2011
    like...instead of folding the paper u just take a wad and wipe. i personally am a folder, i find less sticks to my ass that way.
     
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