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defying the laws of science while high.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by stonedpenguin, Mar 23, 2011.

  1. #1 stonedpenguin, Mar 23, 2011
    examples: this guy was throwing a pen in the air and after a while it just never came back down.
    this guy was drinking from a wine glass upside down and it didn't spill.
    the light in the bathroom at taco bell wouldn't turn off no matter which way we flipped the switch.
    i plugged in new headphones into my ipod, which was paused, and music started to play, but it was a song i'd never heard before and it wasn't the one that was displayed on my screen..
    DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?! I honestly think it has to do with the apocalypse, everything's off balance.
     
  2. #2 SIRSOG, Mar 23, 2011
    the pen went out of the spectrum of your view
    Was the glass of wine upside down, or the drinker? If the glass wasnt, of course it didnt spill.... if your saying the glass was, your obviously too high to see upside down or right side up
    The light in the taco bell bathroom is obviously a conspiracy, dont eat there, you will get fat and die
    Ipods have mystical powers to play random music, everyone knows that, technology messing up is more common than air

    Mysteries solved lol
     
  3. #3 stonedpenguin, Mar 23, 2011
    noooo! 1. the pen was NO WHERE in the room!
    2. he was lying down and the glass was straight upside down.
    3. lol
    4. no but my ipod was on pause AND i didn't own the song that was playing!
     
  4. #4 Kush Smokker, Mar 23, 2011

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  5. #5 stonedpenguin, Mar 23, 2011

    :| are you mocking me by chance..
     
  6. #6 Spark It29, Mar 23, 2011

    lol what are the chances someone has a picture about broken light switches...
     
  7. #7 AlexanderTheGr8, Mar 23, 2011
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    Wow... I'm tempted to just call this one a troll.. if he didn't have 140 posts already.

    Seriously? Do you really think because you are high - a chemical reaction in your brain - you and your friends can defy the laws of "science?" The icing on the cake is you don't stop there. You end your post stating, "I honestly think it has to do with the apocalypse"

    Fucking really? Imagine the level of mind that must of wrote this.



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  8. #8 Kush Smokker, Mar 24, 2011

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  9. #9 stonedpenguin, Mar 24, 2011

    omg trippy


    first off, i'm not a "he", secondly, how else do you explain it?
     
  10. #10 BalkanCommie, Mar 24, 2011
    hes just having a little fun i lol'd at OP's post

    what defies science is weed and carpets i feel like everytime i drop weed in the carpet it somehow fuses together at the point of impact never to be found again :(
     
  11. #11 Zomg Habitat, Mar 24, 2011
    Mystery solved boys.
     
  12. #12 AlexanderTheGr8, Mar 24, 2011

    /thread
     
  13. #13 airsick, Mar 24, 2011
    lmfao i lol'd
     
  14. #14 Arizer, Mar 24, 2011
    Oh nonononono... IT'S not on our team!


    ...thanks a lot.:mad:
     
  15. #15 WeedBratton, Mar 24, 2011
    I bet when you're high, the laws of gravity won't apply to you, so find a really tall building, and walk off, you'll just be standing on the air like Wile E Coyote.
     
  16. #16 Piller, Mar 24, 2011
    Oh shit, i giggle'd thank thee.
     
  17. #17 kight325, Mar 24, 2011
    I wish when i got high that i could be telekinetic and have Brain control. LOL
     
  18. #18 Rezo, Mar 24, 2011
    So under the influence of Marijuana the laws of physics change which means they are now no longer valid...Stephen Hawking is going to be so pissed. That's all his life's work down the drain. I bet Sagan knew about this he was always the jokester.
     
  19. #19 Zef, Mar 24, 2011

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