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Deer Piss

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by krazy92, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. #1 krazy92, Aug 21, 2008
    Well everyone knows you can go to gander mountain/cabellas/w/e u have, and buy doe pee for hunting. Could you use this for a drug test for home and lab?
     
  2. #2 advancecavalry, Aug 21, 2008
    home tests, for sure.

    lab tests, definitely not. they check certain concentrations of metabolites and chemicals in your urine, and doe piss is sure to have different concentrations than in human piss.
     
  3. #3 0neUp420, Aug 21, 2008
    And the deer piss will smell nothing like human piss, trust me im a hunter i put that shit on me.
     
  4. #4 GoliathToker79, Aug 21, 2008
    Even if it did work, most deers are notorious for eating pot plants and even there piss might not be clean.

    :smoking:Those damn bud eating deer
     
  5. #5 0neUp420, Aug 21, 2008
    hahahah truee
     
  6. #6 P1nhead, Aug 21, 2008
    Oh god, can you imagine walking into your backyard only to see your wonderful plants being eating by deer. It's one of those "Honey, get the shotgun" moments.
     
  7. #7 amsterdamage, Aug 21, 2008
    can you imagine the lab technicians..."holy fuck, that guy that just came in was actually an ovulating female deer!!!" :p
     
  8. #8 weed:myantidrug, Aug 22, 2008
    Yeah it would probably work for home tests, but definitely not for lab tests. But one thing you can actually do with deer piss, is if you are carrying a ton of weed in the car, or any in general, if you pour some of that on your tires, or on the hubcaps, if you get pulled over and the police call out a K-9 unit, the dog's sense of smell will be overwhelmed by the piss, and they wont pick up any traces of weed. They will just be confused, excited, and not behaving like a normal search dog would. Same concept works for if you take your cat along for the ride in your car hahaha
     
  9. #9 krazy92, Aug 22, 2008

    Ha you do have to take into consideration companys who "collect" deer piss are deer they raise themselves. Doubt they are feeding them pot plants.

    Plus eating weed won't release any thc from what im told.

    But that leads me to synthetic urine, people say you can buy it?
     
  10. #10 0neUp420, Aug 22, 2008
    google.com
     
  11. #11 Shotgunner, Aug 23, 2008
    I had a friend that had like 6 plants eaten by a deer, and when he and his brother were driving around a few miles from his house, they saw a deer that was wobbling around and shit, so they got out of the car and started beating on it. It puked, and there was some undigested bud in there from off of their plants.
     
  12. #12 0neUp420, Aug 23, 2008
    Dude..thats just fucked up you dont go beat on a deer if they were so concered with there plants they shouldve put hair around it or something and if anyone saw your friends like the epo or police they would be fucked
     
  13. #13 Shotgunner, Aug 23, 2008
    It was in his garage, but he left the door open on accident.
     
  14. #14 Saint Dogg, Aug 23, 2008
    Roflmfao... THEY BEAT THE FUCKING DEER? Hahahaha, how the fuck can you walk up to a deer and just fuck it up?? I'd be laughing to hard abotu the fact where about to throw down with a FUCKING DEER... LMAO
     
  15. #15 ivan loves doja, Aug 23, 2008
    why the fuck would anyone wanna put deer piss on themselves....
     
  16. #16 ivan loves doja, Aug 23, 2008
    roflmao
     
  17. #17 godsthirdnut, Aug 23, 2008
    no it wont work, the most of the deer piss they sell in stores is purified deer pheromone in a weak alcohol solution. so in no way would it possibly pass for urine.
     
  18. #18 ivan loves doja, Aug 23, 2008
    lol @ ur name/
     

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