Anybody like them? Personally i find them hilarious. Dont hate the playa, hate the game. Post some good ones.....
Dead baby jokes are fucked up. My cousin used to say them all the time though lol. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off it's head -OR- Ice cream, root beer a blender and a baby What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? I don't have 10 ferraris in a pile in my garage. What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
I got a great one, its all about timing though. Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and a tomato? A: I don't fuck tomatoes before I eat them.
How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth. Whats worse then smoking pot with a baby? Smoking pot WITH a baby (baby bong ) Off topic, but hilarious Whats the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds? there's twenty of them :>
lolz. Whats the diff between a soccer ball and a dead baby? You dont get blood on your shoes kicking a soccer ball. How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? You nail its other hand to the floor My god i'm twisted. LOL
The good kinda twisted. What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
lolz. Go to www.dead-baby-joke.com or google dead baby joke, it will take u there. Funny shit Whats better then a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume. What's purple, yellow, and sits at the bottom of a pool? A baby with popped waterwings!
ya beat me to it. i heard that joke before i had the internet. my dad said "that jokes so old it used to have to ride in the back of the bus". (sorry if i offended anyone)
Yeah, im so increadibly offended, im going to have to list off more dead baby jokes to take my mind of the atrocity that spewed out of your e-mouth. lol What do you call a baby with no arms or legs floating in the middle of the ocean? Fucked...
lol just so you know it was straight up a joke. no racism here. my sisters black, we have diffrent mothers... but yea to me all ppl are the same.
A women had a baby on April the 1st. The doctor comes into the room with the baby in his arms. Doctor: I'm so sorry but your baby is handicap. Women: OMG my poor baby. Doctor: APRIL FOOL ITS DEAD>
zomg^^ i almost died laughing XD And to the rascist mother fuka (jk, were cool) I dont think that anybody is actually offended Dont feel bad lolz..