In this thread we tell jokes that you probably wouldn't tell your friends because of their dark content, but they still are funny anyway. To you at least. Dark humour does not include racist jokes, so refrain from telling them, please and thank you. So I was in the World Trade Center on September 11th, and I politely asked the receptionist if they sell planes there. She said "No, why do you ask?" I replied, "Because you have one in the window."
A man walks into the world trade center on September 11th 2001 and says gosh, I didn't know it was bring your plane to work day.
So the other day I was loading dead babies into the back of my pickup truck with a pitchfork... The end.
Last time I went to a McDonals high, there was a kid with down syndrome in front of me in line.. He was screaming "APPLEEE PIEEEEAS" and stomping around on the floor like a chimpanzee.. Needless to say, I laughed so hard tears streamed down my face and had to vacate the premises.
im not a fan of generic internet jokes but i do get a laugh out of the videos on the ync. Yea thats about as dark as it gets lol.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was raped last night and I use humor as a coping mechanism.
What does anal sex and spinage have in common if you're forced to have it as a kid you'll hate it as a adult
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8]Stephen Lynch- Special Olympics - YouTube[/ame] been killin me for years First class ticket has been stamped since 2008
What's black and blue and hates having sex? The 4 year old chained to the radiator in my basement. What's the worst part about eating bald pussy? Taking the diaper off. Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne won't cum on your face until you atleast hit puberty.