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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by trogdor27, May 5, 2011.

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  1. #41 Wonka, May 5, 2011
    You know what, we all did this sorta thing once, gotta do it, fuck up from it, and learn from it to get better.

    Altho advice, say your goana stay at school and study after class. After 7th period, roll out, find a safe smoke spot, smoke, put eye drops in, go back to school, chill in the library, or better yet pub library, no one goes there, no one bothers you, get the ipod out, laptop, something, mcdonalds even, some of em have wifi, and bam, chil safe spot, no parents. School, only cause there wasn't a cop there after. Ah joys of college now, so much easier.
     
  2. #42 Anthony777, May 5, 2011

    No, he fucked his yogurt and ate his weed, and then he smoked some fresh apple. You pretty much fail at comprehending stories..
     
  3. #43 ShaneK, May 5, 2011

    Dude that's nasty. Everybody knows that yogurts are terrible in bed.
     
  4. #44 BudLover424, May 5, 2011
    Posting in epic thread
     
  5. #45 StickyIkyMarley, May 5, 2011
    Why should I report it? your already on the case appearently :D
     
  6. #46 Matthew19, May 5, 2011
    Its a good thing im already high or this story would have been dissapointing.
     
  7. #47 snoogans2, May 5, 2011
    what the fuck dude
     
  8. #48 RTCole, May 5, 2011
    just kill your mom... then you have no problems
     
  9. #49 HiHoHotboxAwaay, May 5, 2011
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    I laughed for 20 minutes at this
     
  10. #50 M3TAL HEAD, May 5, 2011
    lol not hatin bro. its whatever let him enjoy his trainwreck. it just couldnt be more glaringly obvious that hes not quite 18.
     
  11. #51 Smokydabears, May 5, 2011
    Stooooned
     
  12. #52 Hot Boxed, May 5, 2011
    I smoke with my parents home all of the time in my basement. Trick is brush your teeth and mouthwash or drink mint tea. Change shirt. Eyedrops. Coffee works for breath too, the stronger the better.
     
  13. #53 GutteralShiva, May 5, 2011
    I remember doing drugs when I was a toddler. Wait, no I don't. I wasn't irresponsible to think mind altering drugs would be good for me.
     
  14. #54 Transporter987S, May 5, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  15. #55 Anthony777, May 5, 2011

    You've obviously never eaten one out. :hello:
     
  16. #56 djace112, May 5, 2011
    i dunno why everyones so uptight, that story was ridic!!!
     
  17. #57 frosty russian, May 5, 2011
    yogurt seriously?
     
  18. #58 xelusivex, May 5, 2011
    ...

    It had sprinkles and gummy worms.
     
  19. #59 DiPT Sounds, May 5, 2011
    That sounds gross unless its frozen yogurt. And I would've gotten gummi bears.

    This thread now ='s fail. Yellow equals for what its worth (chitown wooo)
     
  20. #60 trogdor27, May 6, 2011

    frozennn all day, its about them sour gummyworms
     
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