in my senior year i used to sell weed to my spanish teacher and i had sex with her on graduation like ten minutes before the ceramony started it was bomb
light a spliff after you make her sweatey, when she asks what you're doin say somethin stupid like "smokin a cigarrette"
man, in the 7 years that i've taken spanish, i've wanted to bone about 3 or 4 of the teachers. my 7th grade spanish teacher had humugous pornstar tits and they were always pointy.