I just applied to be a sperm donor, i normally wouldnt do this kinda shit but they are looking for a white dude blue eyes blonde hair 6'1'' so i was like fuck it they offer 3500-6000 bucks. ya'all root for me that i score this gig and ill throw you a stripper party when i get the money. hahaha so fucking ridicolous
i thought if ur ganna be a sperm donor and have done any drugs 4 the last month u cant they will say no
i havent done drugs in the past 4 months. . . and if they want me to prove it i hope its not a blood test cuz my fake piziss wont work for that shit haha