Crisco!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by AmsterdamdreamN, May 26, 2003.

  1. A man was wandering around the supermarket calling out, " Crisco, Crisco!"
    A store clerk approached him and said, "The Crisco is in aisle five."
    " Thanks, but I'm not looking for Crisco," replied the man. " I'm trying to find my wife. "
    " Her name is Crisco? " the clerk asked.
    " Only in public." the man explained. " At home, I call her lardass."

    BONUS JOKE What differentiates a Kentucky hotel from those in other states?

    When you call the front desk and say, " I've gotta leak in my sink," the clerk says, " Go ahead."
     

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