Okay the scenario is, I give you the picture and you write a story about it! 100 words minimum! No profanity! Also it can't have anything to do with marijuana! No just kidding, you can use profanity! But nothing about marijuana. You have your task, get pumping.
I'll start! Officer Smokey Bones got home from a long day of puppetry and fired up his personal computer. "Child porn, here I come!" You see, Smokey was no longer satisfied with simply imagining the young children he performed to naked, his fantasies were becoming more and more sick and overwhelming. Several months ago he had gotten deep into child porn, and now he couldn't stop. After a long day of performing slightly freudian puppet shows for grade-school kids, the officer's passions were at a boiling point! He opened up his favortie directory, c:/child_porn, and whipped out his 10-inch penis. After a couple minutes, he was done. "Ah, it's good to be home." The End
wats with all of your USELESS posts. i mean, we all get stoned and post shit thats dumb, but ive opend 2 of your threads today,i didnt like either.....i mean, come on, child porn
Hey, don't blame it on me, blame it on Officer Smokey Bones! And why don't you try writing a creative story before you bash on it!
why dont you eat shit *Not cool. Please refrain from posting things like this that are directed at another member.*RMJL
officer smokey bones sits down at the local kfc, ready for a chicken wrap. Can i eat chicken too Tommy the Chindeficient ponders? Well Tommy, says Constipater Gator, you could eat the chicken, but what would your mother say?? TOmmy thought long and hard. Officer smokey bones was long and hard too... but thats a story for czar to tell... Tommy decided he was his own Chindeficient, and he could eat what he wants. Constipater frowned at tommy, but thought what the hell, ill eat some chicken too. Officer smokey bones ordered three meals of chicken, and sat down to eat his own. But with this, Tommy and Consti could no longer eat, as the officers all powerful hands had been removed from their anuses... Tommy cried as he tried in vain to nibble on a piece of chicken. His chindeficiency was just too challenging for the young boy. Constipater Gator and Tommy then rolled up some fatties, and hooted them, followed by bong rips, many bong rips, and all was happy in Puppetania.
so im watching pbs and some borring fucking puppit show is on... so i fall asllep... and as i dream ...this basterd is there still following me arround...and the puppits are drooling all over one another.... bad dell so i skip to a new spot to start a new story line im behind a conter and now this ass hole is ordering some chicken... bitch thinks i dont recognize him so i slip his ass some ground up glass and he dont come back no more no more no more