Crazy girl

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by toxicfumes, May 12, 2011.

  1. nope, didnt plan on it getting serious that fast. like i was trying to get to know her not bang her out 3rd date. i mean i wouldve..... if i didnt pansy out
     
  2. Man, I miss high school.
     
  3. she was 22
     
  4. Hahaha bad ass. You're that old and still scared of pussy?
     
  5. WTF hahahahaha. Damn.
     
  6. No condoms, and she was working it all by herself.....shouldve slipped your head under the blanket and been like don't mind if I do, but then again.....
     
  7. if you see it that way....

    i am usually just a all around disconnected person with everyone else. and it didnt help she was the first girl i ever tried furthering a relationship with.

    :bongin:
     
  8. I wouldve asked her if she wanted some help and something bigger then fingers haha
     
  9. I just dropped my phone to double facepalm.
     
  10. Umm how old are you dude?
     
  11. dude.
    if you were really too stoned to think of what to do, maybe cut back

    how about you touch her?
    how about you say something?
    a kiss on the cheek maybe?
    jokes?
    just stick a finger in there?


    was she like right next to you?

    maybe this is the genepool at work
     
  12. A hole 30 minutes and you didn't think to maby go peek under the blankit to look???? She's basicly stright up telling to you have sex with her.
     
  13. chill out dude i think he gets it already with the tactical facepalm
     
  14. You may have messed up your only chance lol
     
  15. #36 greedyorphan, May 13, 2011
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    He didnt rsvp this event on facebook so he didnt think it was socially acceptable. Good job buddy. Keep the importance of an invite relevant:D j/k
     

  16. Its looks as if someone is mad becouse they don't get any and they wish it was them. Lol relax man,
     
  17. haha i wish it was that easy, but really

    i was nervous to begin with
    on top of that i was high

    not a good combination i guess?? lol fuck her

    blaze maaaaa treeeeeeeez
     
  18. look dude.
    maybe you weren't quite ready for that yet
    didn't feel confident in your abilities
    you need to get to the root problem to solve it
    this is a place where you can learn
    don't worry about tellin it like it is
    little kids are gonna come hate on everything anyway, but online it's easier to ignore

    have you ever been with a girl before?
    cause if not, know that when you're alone with a girl and she does something sexual, it's an invitation.

    if you literally don't know what to do, what you do is scooch up next to her, gently softly put your hand on her thigh, and slowly just start sliding your hand down there. she'll put her hand on yours and guide you in. but remember once you get a finger or two in there the trick is go up and down, not as much in and out. just focus on her.
     

  19. first usefull advice in thread.
     

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