Me and my friend were smoking a blunt outside and this little tiny bug jumped on my leg and bit me, I saw what it was and it landed on the ground, it was a little bug about the size of the tip of my pinky but It looked like a white lobster, it had 2 long arms with pinchers just like a lobster and then 6 other legs behind it, it was really agressive and attacked everything, it also made webs, and jumped really far. what is it?
it bit you? you better get that shit checked out man. that sounds likea killer-white-lobsteranious-jumping-spider. poisonous and very deadly. infact i would go to the hospital right now! but have someone else drive incase you pass out on the way. oh ya, and rip a fat blunt on the way
holy shit, yesterday i was moving shit for my aunt and saw the exact same thing on my car, it jumped too when i put my hand near it. Never seen one before and the next day theres a thread about it. You guys ever get the feeling that crazy/coincidental things happen alot more when ur baked?
YES! I swear every time I am high some sort of coincidental thing happens, but nothing ever happens like that when I'm not high.
Since you are in New Jersey, watch out for this fucker: Brown Marmorated Stink Bug A New Exotic Insect in New Jersey http://www.usapple.org/industry/treetac/stinkbug_factsheet121903.pdf
Quit trolling man, this story is definitely a load of bullshit. We all know white spiders can't jump.