Cover letters

Discussion in 'General' started by LisaBot, Jun 3, 2012.

  1. I went to google and researched cover letter examples. Everything there sounded phony and stupid. Can someone give me tips on how to make a cover letter?

    I'm trying to get a part time security job at the zoo. I'm going to be there first person to get stoned with a lion
     
  2. Take note that stoned lions are hungry, very very hungry.
     
  3. Dear single best place to work ever

    I love you and I am awesome. let me kiss your ass and stroke my own cock.

    sincerely
    the coolest kid you know

    ^prettymuch
     
  4. you should basically outline what job title you are applying for, why and what your qualifications are compared to their requirements. Cover letters aren't always necessary though and can actually hurt you. If you spell something wrong or make a grammar error, well kiss that application goodbye.
     
  5. Why do you like this company? What can they offer you and you them? Why are you a good fit? When are you available for interview? When can you start work? Include stuff pertinent to establishing a good interpersonal relationship. Sell yourself.
     

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