Cops giving away weed

I dont care HOW old and dry that bud is.. i'd walk out that fuckin police station with a HUGE smile with a big sack sittin in my hand... i'd like "Thank YOU officer "


-AFD

 

say whaaaa? now only if the police would give back my pot.

 

Will you fuck me?

 

never heard of that before

 

Not really giving away, but "giving back."

 

Of course they gave him the same weed.

 

I bet that guy nutted himself when they came to his door with a fat qp of dank.

 

i know what youre saying...when they handed it back to me id try and get a picture....imagin that....a cop handing a person a qp of bud!!!!! i dont know how id react to that....id roll up the fattest victory blunt ever!!

 

I dont think i could take it back i feel like it was a set up.
ex.
cop: heres your weed back
me: thanks officer
-grabs weed-
cop: your under arrest for marijuana possesion
-hand cuffs-

idk but i can be paranoid sometimes

 

"I didnt take yo car Rhonda!"

 

I would smoke it all and then complain that that it was not nearly of as high quality as the original confiscated weed, and then demand that they replace it

 

I'm sure they just had the weed sitting in evidence for three years and gave it back to him... dry as fuck.

 

Right as I get it I would ask the cop if he would like to roll some up just to see the look on his face

 

Whoa.

 

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"how can you be asleep if youre high on crack? chinese riddle for ya."