Cops be like

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  1. #1 GiveMeYourBud, Jan 22, 2014
    "I smell marijuana"
     
    Or my favorite
     
    "Just hand over the pot and you won't get in trouble."

     
  2. #2 Joshipooo, Jan 22, 2014
    "Fuck the police"


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  3. #3 geetardude, Jan 22, 2014
    "We don't care about weed"
     
  4. #4 TejasBoi, Jan 22, 2014
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    "Fuck my training, I'm just gonna shoot this muthafucker"
     
  5. #5 KingOfTheKronic, Jan 22, 2014
    "Its just weed man, hand it over and you can go." Okay dickwad, heres my weed and here is my script:) Make sure to have a shitty day officer.Kottonmouth Kings
     
  6. #6 Michio Kaku, Jan 22, 2014
    "Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law."
     
  7. #7 GiveMeYourBud, Jan 22, 2014
    Omg yes lol. And I searched for "cops be like", and "Things cops say" and it didn't come up. That's surprising  :confused_2:
     
     
    Every time when I was stopped young: 
     
     
    "We got a call reporting..." 
     
  8. #8 FuckCuomo, Jan 22, 2014
    Do you know how fast you were going back there?
     
  9. #9 Deleted member 745666, Jan 22, 2014
    "Ok jokes over asshole put your pants back on"
     
  10. #10 skunkdup22, Jan 22, 2014
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    "if you let us use you as an informant your charges will be lesser."
     
  11. #11 stickyglassOG, Jan 22, 2014
    "HANDS UP! OPEN YOUR DOOR FROM THE OUTSIDE.... GET ON THE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS HIGHWAY"
     
  12. #12 Slick_Rick, Jan 22, 2014
    "Do you have anything illegal on you, guns, drugs?"We are going to search under "probable cause" lololol
     
  13. #13 OscarZetaAcosta, Jan 22, 2014
    "Up against the wall!"
     
    Then they rush all at once...You had to be there, biggest Wall of Pig you've likely ever seen. :cool:
     
  14. #14 Buzzwell420, Jan 22, 2014
    "Are you sure your just on weed?"

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  15. #15 B ran420, Jan 22, 2014
    Cops be like "sir I need you to be honest with me. When's the last time you smoked crack?"
     
  16. #16 Buzzwell420, Jan 22, 2014
    "Stop resisting"

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  17. #17 TinTizzy, Jan 22, 2014
    "Im just gonna park here for my whole shift and not do anything"
     
  18. #18 B ran420, Jan 22, 2014
    Or they're like "back up slowly and get down on your right knee"

    *guys backs up slowly and gets down on left knee*

    "I SAID YOUR RIGHT KNEE!!!!!!"
     
  19. #19 spitta420, Jan 22, 2014
    "You're going dooowwn toowwn.." *Ice T voice*Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  20. #20 ZombieJuice, Jan 22, 2014
    "Holy fuck calling all cars shipley's donuts is handing out free hot donuts.""Ma'am you just strangled an innocent bunny, hands behind your back."sent from underneath my balls
     
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