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Cop dog next door

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. #1 kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010
    Alright my next door neighbour is a ex cop lol lucky me i know
    Anywaz, he is looking after his son/nephew/i cant remembers police dog because it failed the test (aparntly its to playful but sniffed weed out fine)
    Now i sleep in bungalo which is right next to my fence.
    And whenever i toke up in the the dog wont stop barking lol
    The dogs being there for a few weeks and i have a good laugh when it starts barking cause its a failure

    Anywho felt like shareing that story
     
  2. #2 Mafia93, Sep 29, 2010
    I have an annoying ass worthless dog that lives next door and everytime I she barks
     
  3. #3 kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010
    True man i just find it funny with my situation cuz when me and mates toke up in there its a good convo starter
     
  4. #4 KiiDCuDii, Sep 29, 2010
    Hahahaha thts some funny shit bro!! I have an actual police dog who lives 5 houses down but havent had any issues... YET lol
     
  5. #5 kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010
    lol lucky man
    once the ex cop came out when the dog was barking and all my mates and I just froze then we here him yell

    STOP F**CKING BARKING NO WONDER YOUR A FAILURE

    then we all piss ourselfs laughing then the bong continues to go left
     
  6. #6 KiiDCuDii, Sep 29, 2010

    That is some of the funniest shit ive ever read hahahah damn i wish i woulda been there
     
  7. #7 Seven Wishes, Sep 29, 2010
    I've got a sheriff in the house next door, and the world's most spastic, senseless barking endlessly dog on the other side...does that count? :rolleyes:
     
  8. #8 StickyIkyMarley, Sep 29, 2010
    Lol one of my buddys (old school stoner story) back in the day used to babysit the only drug dog in the city when the chief was away, so one day he saw the dog ran up to all of his buddys, had a half an o in his pocket walked up to the dog, pet it and got away with it

    Grammer is a little wrong, must be an effect of the MARIJUANA!!!
     
  9. #9 kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010
    Lol funny as man
    The weed+text=shit is always aparnt lol
    Like my text lol
     
  10. #10 NebDro, Sep 29, 2010

    I know what you mean by living near law enforcement....I live with a cop man....cant wait to get the fuck out of this damn dorm


    Wow, I'm high
     
  11. #11 kazaweed, Sep 29, 2010
    Your bravery will be documented in my stoner ring
     
  12. #12 Jonesy513, Sep 29, 2010

    You live with a cop in a dorm?
     
  13. #13 garrison68, Sep 29, 2010
    The dog must be thinking, "Those guys have weed, what the fuck is my fucking asshole master yelling at me for? He's supposed to give me treats for busting people! Fuck this, if this keeps up, I'm going on strike. Let them find some other sucker to work for nothing and take abuse for doing the job I was trained for!" :wave: :hello:
     
  14. #14 mrcronic, Sep 29, 2010

    lol i coulnd't spot laughing
     
  15. #15 tomusannonymous, Sep 29, 2010
    My dogs is awesome but he gives me funny looks and sniffs me a lot when im baked... he's like "you smell like shit!"
     
  16. #16 Big**Perm**, Sep 29, 2010
    My parents cat used to howl like crazy outside of the room whenever I would blaze in there. He knew what was up.:smoke::smoke:
     
  17. #17 iSmokeFlavor, Sep 29, 2010
    My dog tries to eat weed when I put it in front of her. Shed make a terrible police dog lol.
     

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